{"id":4506,"date":"2024-12-16T09:59:08","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T09:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4506"},"modified":"2024-12-16T09:59:11","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T09:59:11","slug":"bula-la-scoala-ce-are-2-ochi-ai-150-de-dinti-un-crocodil-dar-ce-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4506","title":{"rendered":"Bula la scoala: Ce are 2 ochi ai 150 de dinti? Un crocodil. Dar ce are\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1307-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4507\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1307-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1307-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1307-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1307-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1307.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vai, domnule director, se poate? Suntem oameni maturi, cum se poate s\u0103 dormi\u0163i pe jos, vom dormi \u00een acela\u015fi pat! \u2013 Bine, dar nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103? zise directorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, zise secretara, dar s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 eu dorm goal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen prima sear\u0103, directorul a n\u0103du\u015fit, a doua la fel, a treia la fel, dar nu a f\u0103cut nimic, ab\u0163in\u00e2ndu-se din r\u0103sputeri. Au plecat acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a se \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic \u00eentre ei \u015fi primul lucru pe care l-a f\u0103cut directorul c\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103 a fost s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la la psiholog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule psiholog, uite ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat: am fost \u00een delega\u0163ie\u2026 \u015fi \u00eei poveste\u015fte tot \u015fi cere un tratament pentru a se lini\u015fti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Psihologul, dup\u0103 ce l-a ascultat atent, i-a spus: \u2013 V\u0103 duce\u0163i acas\u0103 \u015fi be\u0163i \u015fase g\u0103le\u0163i cu ap\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are vreun efect, domnule psiholog, m\u0103 vindec? \u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, dar at\u00e2t bea un bou!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei: \u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat. Vai, domnule director, se poate? &#8230; <a title=\"Bula la scoala: Ce are 2 ochi ai 150 de dinti? Un crocodil. Dar ce are\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4506\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula la scoala: Ce are 2 ochi ai 150 de dinti? Un crocodil. 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