{"id":4503,"date":"2024-12-16T07:11:09","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T07:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4503"},"modified":"2026-03-06T14:39:17","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T14:39:17","slug":"un-tip-se-duce-cu-iubita-lui-acasa-la-el","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4503","title":{"rendered":"Un tip se duce cu iubita lui acas\u0103 la el"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un tip se duce cu iubita lui acas\u0103 la el.
Maic\u0103-sa:
\u2013 E prietena ta?
\u2013 Da, mam\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 N-ai putut g\u0103si ceva mai bun?
\u2013 Mam\u0103, nu \u00eencepe, eu o iubesc\u2026
\u2013 Taci, c\u0103 eu vorbeam cu tine,vorbeam cu ea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doctorul, cu un z\u00e2mbet profesional \u0219i u\u0219or m\u00e2ndru de succesul s\u0103u, se apropie de pacient\u0103, care tocmai deschide ochii dup\u0103 o interven\u021bie aparent complicat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ei, vede\u021bi c\u0103 opera\u021bia a reu\u0219it! \u2013 \u00eei spune el, plin de \u00eencredere, aplec\u00e2ndu-se u\u0219or c\u0103tre ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 \u2013 De ce v-a\u021bi zb\u0103tut at\u00e2t la anestezie? Era o procedur\u0103 simpl\u0103, n-avea\u021bi de ce s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eengrijora\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor\u2026 Io venisem s\u0103 sp\u0103l geamurile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 B\u0103i, de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi s\u0103 facem cump\u0103r\u0103turile pe r\u00e2nd, a\u0219a, s\u0103 fie corect, \u0219tii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Aha, \u0219i cum merge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i, uite cum am stabilit: o zi ea face cump\u0103r\u0103turile, o zi eu. O zi ea, o zi eu, \u0219i tot a\u0219a, pe r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 nu fie discu\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Tare ideea! \u0218i care-i diferen\u021ba, cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 diferen\u021ba e c\u0103 acum o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem, o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    CITE\u0218TE SI URM\u0102TORUL       BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bul, \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-se dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 din deplasare, ajunge acas\u0103 plin de dor. Intr\u0103 direct \u00een dormitor f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai piard\u0103 timpul, unde \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te \u201eso\u021bia\u201d \u0219i, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai stea pe g\u00e2nduri, se arunc\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte de iubire nebun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce totul s-a terminat \u0219i obosit, dar fericit, se ridic\u0103 din pat, se \u00eembrac\u0103 lejer \u0219i pleac\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103-\u0219i ia ceva de b\u0103ut. Ajunge acolo \u0219i o vede pe\u2026 so\u021bia lui, care tocmai \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea un sandvi\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Doamne sfinte, dar cu cine m-am culcat eu \u00een dormitor?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bia, ridic\u00e2nd privirea din sandvi\u0219, face ochii mari, \u0219ocat\u0103 \u0219i ea, \u0219i fuge instantaneu \u00een dormitor. Strig\u0103 disperat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mam\u0103! De ce ai t\u0103cut \u0219i nu i-ai spus c\u0103 nu sunt eu \u00een pat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Draga mea, tu doar \u0219tii c\u0103 de doi ani nu mai vorbesc cu el\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip se duce cu iubita lui acas\u0103 la el.Maic\u0103-sa:\u2013 E prietena ta?\u2013 Da, mam\u0103. \u2013 N-ai putut g\u0103si ceva mai bun?\u2013 Mam\u0103, nu \u00eencepe, eu o iubesc\u2026\u2013 Taci, c\u0103 eu vorbeam cu tine,vorbeam cu ea! CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47 Doctorul, cu un z\u00e2mbet profesional \u0219i u\u0219or m\u00e2ndru de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6767,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4503"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6769,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4503\/revisions\/6769"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}