{"id":4495,"date":"2024-12-13T16:02:50","date_gmt":"2024-12-13T16:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4495"},"modified":"2024-12-13T16:02:52","modified_gmt":"2024-12-13T16:02:52","slug":"era-odata-o-vaca-si-un-bou-o-privea-si-o-admira-de-peste-gard-a-doua-zi-boul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4495","title":{"rendered":"Era odata o vaca si un bou o privea si o admira de peste gard. A doua zi boul\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"862\" height=\"786\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1238.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1238.jpeg 862w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1238-300x274.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1238-768x700.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 862px) 100vw, 862px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei tauri au auzit ca fermierul va aduce inca un taur la ferma.<br>Primul taur: \u201eSunt aici de 5 ani. Nu renunt la niciuna din cele 100 de vaci ale mele pentru taurul asta nou.\u201d<br>Al doilea taur: \u201d Eu sunt aici de 3 ani. si eu imi voi pastra toate cele 50 vaci.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al treilea: \u201eEu sunt aici doar de un an si voi m-ati lasat sa am doar 10 vaci. Poate ca sunt mai mic decat voi dar tot imi voi pastra cele 10 vaci.\u201d<br>In acel moment camionul opreste in fata pasunii si din el coboara cel mai mare taur pe care l-au vazut. La 1500 kg el face sa se cutremure rampa de otel a camionului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul taur: \u201eCred ca pot sa-i dau cateva vaci noului nostru prieten\u201d<br>Al doilea : \u201eDe fapt cred ca am prea multe vaci in grija. Ma pot lipsi si eu de cateva. Nu caut sa ma cert cu nimeni\u201d<br>Cel de-al treilea taur incepu sa bata pamantul cu copita, sa-si miste amenintator coarnele si sa pufneasca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul taur: \u201eTinere, nu fi nebun! Lasa-l sa ia cateva din vacile tale ca sa supravietuiesti\u201d<br>Al treilea taur raspunde: \u201ePe naiba! Poate sa-mi ia toate vacile din partea mea. Eu vreau sa ma asigur ca stie ca sunt taur\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tati, tati, cum apar copiii?<br>\u0218i tat\u0103l \u00eencepe s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103:<br>\u2013 \u00centr-o zi, a sosit o pas\u0103re cu o s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 \u0219i a plantat-o \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 nou\u0103 luni, mama a cules-o \u0219i a\u0219a ai ap\u0103rut tu.<br>Dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103, feti\u021ba scrie \u00een jurnalul s\u0103u: \u201eAzi am vorbit cu tata despre cum fac oamenii dragoste. E praf!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tauri au auzit ca fermierul va aduce inca un taur la ferma.Primul taur: \u201eSunt aici de 5 ani. Nu renunt la niciuna din cele 100 de vaci ale mele pentru taurul asta nou.\u201dAl doilea taur: \u201d Eu sunt aici de 3 ani. si eu imi voi pastra toate cele 50 vaci.\u201d Al treilea: \u201eEu &#8230; <a title=\"Era odata o vaca si un bou o privea si o admira de peste gard. 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