Un \u015fef ajunge la birou diminea\u0163a cu fermoarul de la pantaloni desf\u0103cut. Secretara, ne\u015ftiind cum s\u0103-l pun\u0103 \u00een tem\u0103 direct, \u00eel abordeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015eefule, azi diminea\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd ai plecat de acas\u0103, ai \u00eenchis u\u015fa de la garaj? Fraza nu a avut darul s\u0103-l lumineze a\u015fa c\u0103 tipul a intrat \u00een birou un pic nedumerit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se a\u015feaz\u0103 la birou, \u00eencepe treaba \u015fi-\u015fi vede prohabul desf\u0103cut. \u00cen momentul respectiv are o revela\u0163ie referitor la spusele secretarei a\u015fa c\u0103 se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103 o nec\u0103jeasc\u0103 un pic. O cheam\u0103 \u00een birou s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 o cafea \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2nd ai v\u0103zut u\u015fa de la garaj deschis\u0103 mi-ai v\u0103zut \u015fi Jaguarul? Secretara, z\u00e2mbind un moment r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, \u015fefule. Tot ce am v\u0103zut era un Mini cu dou\u0103 cauciucuri desumflate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u201eO femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz.
Soferul zice:
\u2013 Aoleu, asta e cel mai urit copil pe care l-am vazut vreodata.
Femeia se duce in spatele autobuzului si se aseaza pe scaun spumegind de nervi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se intoarce catre pasagerul de alaturi si ii zice:
\u2013 Soferul asta m-a jignit foarte rau.
La care individul spune:
\u2013 Mai bine va duceti chiar acum sa-i spuneti vreo doua si in timpul asta va tin eu maimuta\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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