Un tip ii povesteste unui prieten de al lui:
\u2013 Ieri am fost sa imi cump\u0103r niste chilo\u021bi.
C\u00e2nd ajung s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc la cas\u0103, casieri\u021ba \u00eemi spune:
\u2013 Asta e lenjerie intima, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu se schimb\u0103.
\u2013 Atunci am intrebat-o: \u0219i acum ce fac, stau toat\u0103 via\u021ba cu chilo\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia pe mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secretara catre patron:
\u2013 Am doua vesti: una buna, alta rea.
\u2013 Incepe cu cea buna.
\u2013 Nu esti steril.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu ai fost \u00een concediu medical?
\u2013 Da \u0219efu.
\u2013 \u0218i de ce te-ai \u00eentors bronzat?
\u2013 Mi-au dat Ia spital pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 geam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip ii povesteste unui prieten de al lui:
\u2013 Ieri am fost sa imi cump\u0103r niste chilo\u021bi.
C\u00e2nd ajung s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc la cas\u0103, casieri\u021ba \u00eemi spune:
\u2013 Asta e lenjerie intima, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu se schimb\u0103.
\u2013 Atunci am intrebat-o: \u0219i acum ce fac, stau toat\u0103 via\u021ba cu chilo\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia pe mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secretara catre patron:
\u2013 Am doua vesti: una buna, alta rea.
\u2013 Incepe cu cea buna.
\u2013 Nu esti steril.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu ai fost \u00een concediu medical?
\u2013 Da \u0219efu.
\u2013 \u0218i de ce te-ai \u00eentors bronzat?
\u2013 Mi-au dat Ia spital pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 geam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unui pacient, care astepta dupa un transplant de cord, i se ofera, de catre doctor, urmatoarele alternative:
\u2013 Avem trei posibilitati. Trebuie sa va hotarati pentru una:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Una este inima unui atlet tanar si sanatos, care a murit intr-un accident de masina.
\u2013 A doua este a unui om de afaceri, care nu a baut si fumat niciodata in viata si care a murit intr-un accident cu avionul sau privat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A treia, a unui avocat, care a murit dupa ce a practicat 30 de ani.
\u2013 O iau pe cea a avocatului, zice pacientul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa reusita transplantului, doctorul isi intreaba pacientul de ce s-a hotarat in acest fel.
\u2013 Foarte simplu, zice acesta, am luat inima care nu a fost deloc folosita\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un tip ii povesteste unui prieten de al lui:\u2013 Ieri am fost sa imi cump\u0103r niste chilo\u021bi.C\u00e2nd ajung s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc la cas\u0103, casieri\u021ba \u00eemi spune:\u2013 Asta e lenjerie intima, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu se schimb\u0103.\u2013 Atunci am intrebat-o: \u0219i acum ce fac, stau toat\u0103 via\u021ba cu chilo\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia pe mine? Secretara catre patron:\u2013 Am doua … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4485,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4486,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4484\/revisions\/4486"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}