Bul\u0103 e sunat de un vecin: \u201eCe faci, Bul\u0103? Bine. \u00cen Maldive! Vacan\u021b\u0103, distrac\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vacan\u021b\u0103, distrac\u021bie. Mai o plaj\u0103, mai un cocktail, mai un sushi. Tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu \u00een spatele t\u0103u Ia Supermarket \u0219i voiam s\u0103 te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te ajut cu sacul \u0103la de cartofi p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103.\ud83d\ude26\ud83d\ude26\ud83d\ude26- (Sursa Internet)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Doi ciobani\u2026:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Mai, Ioane, mare lucru \u00eei benocu\u2019 asta!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ce-i al?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Un asa ceva de te uiti prin el si vezi tot ce-i departe ca si cum ar fi l\u00e2nga tine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n -\u2026Si ce faci tu cu el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u00cemi place sa ma uit sara \u00een casile oamenilor sa vad ce fac\u2026Uite, alalta sara, te-am vazut ce \u00eei faceai lu Maria \u2026Ce fain o fost!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n -\u2026Stii ceva, Gheorghe? Fac ceva pe benoclu ala, ca nu-i bun de nimic! Eu nici n-am fost acasa alalta sara!\u2026\ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesoru-i \u00eentreab\u0103 pe elevi dac\u0103 sunt fani manele.<\/strong>To\u021bi ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na, cu excep\u021bia lui Bul\u0103.Profesorul:- Bul\u0103 tu de ce nu e\u0219ti fan manele?\u201dBul\u0103 explic\u0103:- Mie \u00eemi place jazz-ul. Fiindc\u0103 mama e fan jazz, tata e fan jazz, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u0219i eu sunt fan jazz\u201d.Profesorul:-<\/p>\n\n\n\n N-are nicio logic\u0103. Dac\u0103 mama \u021bi-ar fi imbecil\u0103 \u0219i tata \u021bi-ar fi imbecil, tu ce-ai fi atunci?Bul\u0103:- Atunci a\u0219 fi fan manele.\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n Itic se duce la vecinul sau, Strul, si-l \u00eentreaba:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Mai Strul, \u00eeti plac femeile care au burta mare c\u00e2t un butoi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu! vine raspunsul prompt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u00ceti plac femeile care au dintii stricati?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu! Ce dracu\u2019, Itic!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u00ceti plac, poate, cele care au fundul mare, gras si plin de celulita?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu! Cum naiba sa-mi placa? spune Strul oripilat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar cele cu varice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Itic, deja ma enervezi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n -Atunci, spune-mi si mie de ce dracu\u2019 te culci cu nevasta-mea, Rasela?\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un minut p\u00e2n\u0103 la inchiderea magazinului.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u00e2nz\u0103torul lene\u0219 strangea toate lucrurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Intr\u0103 o doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Vai, ce bine c\u0103 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 ajung! G\u0103ini ave\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u00e2nz\u0103torul deschide frigoriferul \u0219i scoate de acolo ultima g\u0103in\u0103. Pune atent pe c\u00e2ntar \u2013 c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219te 1kg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar mai mare nu ave\u021bi? intreab\u0103 femeia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u00e2nz\u0103torul pune g\u0103ina inapoi \u00een frigorifer \u0219i o scoate a doua oar\u0103. Pune pe c\u00e2ntar g\u0103ina \u0219i apas\u0103 c\u00e2ntarul incet cu degetul. C\u00e2ntarul arat\u0103 1,5kg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bul\u0103 e sunat de un vecin: \u201eCe faci, Bul\u0103? Bine. \u00cen Maldive! Vacan\u021b\u0103, distrac\u021bie. Vacan\u021b\u0103, distrac\u021bie. Mai o plaj\u0103, mai un cocktail, mai un sushi. Tu? \u2013 Eu \u00een spatele t\u0103u Ia Supermarket \u0219i voiam s\u0103 te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te ajut cu sacul \u0103la de cartofi p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103.\ud83d\ude26\ud83d\ude26\ud83d\ude26- (Sursa Internet) Este un banc tratati-l … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4482,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4483,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4481\/revisions\/4483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}