{"id":4465,"date":"2024-12-07T22:04:26","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T22:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4465"},"modified":"2024-12-07T22:04:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T22:04:26","slug":"ion-se-foieste-in-pat-langa-maria-si-nu-poate-adormi-ioane-de-ce-nu-poti-dormi-tu-marie-cum-sa-ti-spun-io-tie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4465","title":{"rendered":"Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"798\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1545.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1545.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1545-271x300.jpeg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong>Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie, am o datorie de 2000 de lei la vecinu Petre, tr\u0103b\u0103 s\u0103-i dau banii m\u00e2ine dimineat\u0103 c\u0103 lui \u00eei tr\u0103b\u0103 neap\u0103rat, da io nu-i am.Si m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc cum s\u0103 fac.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, stai tu lini\u0219tit c\u0103 rezolv eu problema asta.<br>Se scoal\u0103 Maria, iese \u00een c\u0103me\u0219a de noapte pe pragul casei \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige:<br>\u2013 M\u0103 Petre m\u0103!Aude Petre c\u0103 \u00eel strig\u0103 cineva \u0219i iese afar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103rie, tu e\u0219ti?<br>\u2013 Io-s m\u0103 Petre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da ce-i baiu?<br>\u2013 Stai s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva. Are Ion al meu o datorie la tine?<br>\u2013 Are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si tr\u0103b\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bi-o pl\u0103teasc\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103?<br>\u2013 Tr\u0103b\u0103!<br>\u2013 No, auzi m\u0103 Petre. S\u0103 stii c\u0103 Ion nu are de unde s\u0103-\u021bi deie banii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 Maria \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i-i zice lu Ion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No Ioane, culc\u0103-te tu lini\u0219tit c\u0103 amu nu mai doarme Petre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cineva sun\u0103 la u\u0219a lui Bul\u0103. Deschide u\u0219a Bul\u0103 \u0219i vede pe pre\u0219 o moarte mic\u0103, de vreo 15 centimetri \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, cu o mini-coas\u0103 \u0219i un parpalac mic \u0219i negru. Bul\u0103 se face alb la fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stai lini\u0219tit, zice Moartea, am venit dup\u0103 \u0219oarece!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie, am o datorie de 2000 de lei la vecinu Petre, tr\u0103b\u0103 s\u0103-i dau banii m\u00e2ine dimineat\u0103 c\u0103 lui \u00eei tr\u0103b\u0103 neap\u0103rat, da io nu-i am.Si m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc cum s\u0103 fac. &#8230; <a title=\"Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4465\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4471,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465\/revisions\/4471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}