{"id":4460,"date":"2024-12-06T21:10:12","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T21:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4460"},"modified":"2024-12-06T21:13:06","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T21:13:06","slug":"un-popa-il-ia-pe-ion-sa-l-ajute-la-sapat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4460","title":{"rendered":"Un popa il ia pe Ion sa-l ajute la sapat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"636\" height=\"493\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1506.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1506.jpeg 636w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1506-300x233.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un popa il ia pe Ion sa-l ajute la sapat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Popa ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma Ioane, du-te si adu alea 2 &nbsp;sape!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, parinte!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce Ion in casa la fetele preotului care erau 2 si le spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mi-o spus parintele sa va regulez pe amandoua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu-i adevarat! zice una.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion deschide geamu si striga:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe amandoua, parinte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe amandoua fiule,pe amaaandooouaaaaa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un oltean intors recent dintr-o excursie la Londra ii povesteste prietenului lui:<br>\u2013 Am cunoscut o englezoaica si cu toate ca nu stiu engleza si nici ea romana, ne-am inteles de minune.<br>\u2013 I-am desenat o farfurie cu mancare si direct m-a luat la un restaurant.<br>\u2013 I-am desenat un pahar si ea m-a luat la un bar si tot asa pana spre dimineata cand ea mi-a desenat un pat?<br>\u2013 Dar stii ce m-a uimit cel mai tare?<br>\u2013 Cum a \u015ftiut c\u0103 sunt t\u00e2mplar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un popa il ia pe Ion sa-l ajute la sapat. Popa ii spune: \u2013 Ma Ioane, du-te si adu alea 2 &nbsp;sape! \u2013 Bine, parinte! Se duce Ion in casa la fetele preotului care erau 2 si le spune: \u2013 Mi-o spus parintele sa va regulez pe amandoua! \u2013 Nu-i adevarat! zice una. Ion deschide &#8230; <a title=\"Un popa il ia pe Ion sa-l ajute la sapat\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4460\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un popa il ia pe Ion sa-l ajute la sapat\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4460"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4464,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460\/revisions\/4464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}