Profesoara c\u0103tre Bul\u0103:\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dau doi iepuri \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u021bi iepuri vei avea, Buli\u0219or?\u2013 \u0218apte, doamna profesoar\u0103!Profesoara nervoas\u0103:\u2013 N-ai \u00een\u021beles Buli\u0219or, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dau dou\u0103 mere \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u0219or?\u2013 \u0218ase, doamna profesoar\u0103!\u2013 P\u0103i vezi, atunci de unde \u021bi-a dat \u021bie \u0219apte iepuri?\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103, doamna profesoar\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg doi soti scotieni in luna de miere
la un restaurant chinezesc.
Cand vede chelnerul ca mananca doar sotul o intreaba pe sotia acestuia:
\u2013 Doamna, dumneavoastra de ce nu mancati, sunt probleme cu mancarea?
\u2013 Ah, nicidecum, astept ca sa termine sotul meu pentru a-mi imprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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