{"id":4453,"date":"2024-12-06T10:04:09","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T10:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4453"},"modified":"2024-12-06T10:04:12","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T10:04:12","slug":"bula-se-intoarce-acasa-in-permisie-de-pe-front-parintii-lui-strula-prieteni-de-familie-si-vecini-il-intreabadar-bula-ce-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4453","title":{"rendered":"Bula se intoarce acasa in permisie de pe front. Parintii lui Strula prieteni de familie si vecini il intreaba:Dar Bula ce face.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"952\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1021-952x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1021-952x1024.jpeg 952w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1021-279x300.jpeg 279w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1021-768x826.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1021.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 952px) 100vw, 952px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La gradina zoologica, animalele discuta despre venirea vacantei:<br>\u2013 Spune-mi girafa, unde pleci tu \u00een vacanta?<br>\u2013 Ei bine, eu am g\u00e2tul lung, sotia mea are g\u00e2tul lung si copiii mei la fel au g\u00e2tul lung. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een Africa, acolo unde sunt si alte girafe.<br>\u2013 Dar tu, ursule polar, tu unde mergi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai eu am blana groasa, sotia mea la fel are blana groasa si copiii tot asa. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge la Polul Nord, acolo unde sunt si alti ursi polari.<br>\u2013 Dar tu, crocodilule, unde mergi?<br>\u2013 Ei bine, eu am o gura mare, sotia mea are o gura mare si copiii mei au gura mare, Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een Oltenia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se duce la scoala si ii spune doamnei invatatoare:<br>\u2013 Da ce bine aratati, doamna invatatoare!\u00a0<br>Invatatoarea:<br>\u2013 Afara!!!\u00a0<br>Se ridica Bula sa plece\u2026\u00a0<br>Invatatoarea:<br>\u2013 Nu tu Bula, clasa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se duce la scoala si ii spune doamnei invatatoare:<br>\u2013 Da ce bine aratati, doamna invatatoare!&nbsp;<br>Invatatoarea:<br>\u2013 Afara!!!&nbsp;<br>Se ridica Bula sa plece\u2026&nbsp;<br>Invatatoarea:<br>\u2013 Nu tu Bula, clasa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un francez firav statea intr-un bar cu o bere in fata. Apare un smecher, ii da doua palme, ii ia berea si o da pe gat. Asta firav incepe sa plang\u0103, tavalindu-se pe jos.<br>\u2013 Ce ai, ma? Plangi pentru o bere, asa barbat esti tu?<br>\u2013 Cum sa nu plang? De dimineata m-a parasit nevasta, mi-a golit contul din banca si mi-a luat tot din casa.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Dupa-amiaza imi pierd slujba, incerc sa ma arunc in fata trenului, dar o ia pe alta linie, incerc sa ma spanzur si se rupe funia, incerc sa ma impusc si se blocheaza pistolul.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Cu ultimii bani, imi cumpar o bere, torn otrava in ea si vii tu si o bei\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La gradina zoologica, animalele discuta despre venirea vacantei:\u2013 Spune-mi girafa, unde pleci tu \u00een vacanta?\u2013 Ei bine, eu am g\u00e2tul lung, sotia mea are g\u00e2tul lung si copiii mei la fel au g\u00e2tul lung. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een Africa, acolo unde sunt si alte girafe.\u2013 Dar tu, &#8230; <a title=\"Bula se intoarce acasa in permisie de pe front. Parintii lui Strula prieteni de familie si vecini il intreaba:Dar Bula ce face..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4453\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula se intoarce acasa in permisie de pe front. 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