Ion \u0219i Maria se prezinta la spital, Ion fiind tare bolnav. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta intra singur la\u00a0 doctor , in acest timp Maria il astepta afara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iese Ion cu o re\u021bet\u0103 in mana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi-o dat niste supozitoare si mi-o spus ca se iau pe cale anala\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Anala? Ce-i aia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2019 nu stiu, tu Marie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai du-te de-l intreaba\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion intra sa-l intrebe pe doctor \u0219i iese imediat afara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai o zis ca-i pe cale rectala\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2019 aia ce-i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu stiu, la-s ca vaz acasa\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ba, du-te de-l intreaba acum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu mai intru a treia oara\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba du-te!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se decide sa intre si iese repede:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vezi, acum s-a \u2018nervat si o zis sa mi le bag in f*nd!\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude11<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un tip \u00eent\u00e2rzia mereu la serviciu.<\/strong>Bine\u00een\u021beles, seful \u00eel bag\u0103 \u00een sedint\u0103, \u00eei spune ca argumente precum, nu m\u0103 odihnesc\u2026 adorm spre dimineat\u0103\u2026 somniferele nu au efect\u201d nu mai tin, iar dac\u0103 nu se corecteaz\u0103, va fi concediat.\u00cen disperare de cauz\u0103, urmeaz\u0103 sfatul unor prieteni si-si cump\u0103r\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de coniac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Seara, se pune-n pat si trage \u201eo doz\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103 \u00eenainte de culcare\u201d, mai trage c\u00e2te una, ca s\u0103 fie sigur de efect, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, relaxat, adoarme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se trezeste dimineata cu dou\u0103 ore \u00eenainte de a suna ceasul, perfect odihnit, c-o foame s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103,cum nu mai v\u0103zuse demult, si ajunge la serviciu printre primii. Apare si seful.- Sefu, n-am mai \u00eent\u00e2rziat!- V\u0103d. Dar unde-ai fost ieri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ion \u0219i Maria se prezinta la spital, Ion fiind tare bolnav. Acesta intra singur la\u00a0 doctor , in acest timp Maria il astepta afara. Iese Ion cu o re\u021bet\u0103 in mana. Maria: \u2013 No? Ion: \u2013 Mi-o dat niste supozitoare si mi-o spus ca se iau pe cale anala\u2026 \u2013 Anala? Ce-i aia? \u2013 Da\u2019 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4451,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4452,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4450\/revisions\/4452"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}