{"id":4440,"date":"2024-12-05T15:06:53","date_gmt":"2024-12-05T15:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4440"},"modified":"2024-12-05T15:06:56","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T15:06:56","slug":"invatatoarea-suna-acasa-la-bulisor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4440","title":{"rendered":"\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea sun\u0103 acas\u0103 la Buli\u015for\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea sun\u0103 acas\u0103 la Buli\u015for care se gr\u0103be\u015fte s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, p\u0103rin\u0163ii nu sunt acas\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Unde sunt pleca\u0163i? se interes\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare dornic\u0103 s\u0103 comunice cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii neast\u00e2mp\u0103ratului Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze \u015fi spune c\u0103 va reveni. A doua zi scena se repet\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A treia zi prime\u015fte acela\u015fi r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De data asta \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea insist\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Totu\u015fi ce fac ei acolo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mama e medic legist iar tata e avocat.\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doi prieteni maturi:
\u2013 O sa ma despart\u2026..uite chiar o sa ma despart, ma crezi?
\u2013 Dar ce s-a intimplat? parca va impacati bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asa era inainte, insa de la o vreme incoace sotia de fiecare data pe la vreo 12 de noapte imi zice:
\u201eHai, gata, scoala si dute-acasa\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centr-un compartiment de tren st\u0103teau dou\u0103 tinere al\u0103turi de o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 care cro\u015feta lini\u015ftit\u0103. Cele dou\u0103 discutau cam ce \u015fi-ar dori fiecare de la un b\u0103rbat. Prima zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u00cemi doresc un b\u0103rbat t\u00e2n\u0103r, cu apartament \u015fi ma\u015fin\u0103, cu diplom\u0103 de inginer, cu loc de munc\u0103 bine pl\u0103tit \u015fi la pat s\u0103 fie \u2013 c\u0103 tot suntem \u00een tren \u2013 ca un accelerat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua domni\u015foar\u0103 zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ce-ai spus tu, eu \u00eemi doresc s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi o vil\u0103 la munte \u015fi una la mare, iar la pat s\u0103 fie \u2013 c\u0103 tot suntem \u00een tren \u2013 ca un rapid!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103bu\u0163a \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze c\u0103 se amestec\u0103 \u00een discu\u0163ia lor \u015fi continu\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 a\u015f mai fi t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, nu m-ar mai interesa apartament, vil\u0103, diplom\u0103, dar mi-a\u015f dori ca la pat s\u0103 fie \u2013 c\u0103 tot suntem in tren \u2013 ca un marfar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Vai, bunico! Dar marfarul e murdar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 \u2013 Da! Dar e lung, sta\u0163ioneaz\u0103 mult timp \u00een gar\u0103\u2026 \u015fi mai face \u015fi manevre! \ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Patru femei se laudau cu copiii lor.<\/strong>\u2013 Fiul meu este preot. Este foarte respectat, zice prima.\u2013 Al meu este si mai bine vazut, este episcop, se lauda a doua.\u2013 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei, al meu e cel mai reusit in viata, este cardinal. Toata lumea il respecta, spune a treia.\u2013 Imi pare rau, dar fiul meu e mai bine vazut ca ai vostri, spune a patra.\u2013 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei, asta-i ! Doar nu e Papa !\u2013 Nu, e stripper. Si cand se dezbraca, toata lumea spune \u201cDumnezeule !\u201d\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea sun\u0103 acas\u0103 la Buli\u015for care se gr\u0103be\u015fte s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon: \u2013 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, p\u0103rin\u0163ii nu sunt acas\u0103 \u2013 Unde sunt pleca\u0163i? se interes\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare dornic\u0103 s\u0103 comunice cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii neast\u00e2mp\u0103ratului Bul\u0103. \u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze \u015fi spune c\u0103 va reveni. A doua zi scena se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4440"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4442,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440\/revisions\/4442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}