{"id":444,"date":"2024-05-06T10:25:03","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T10:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=444"},"modified":"2024-05-06T10:25:03","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T10:25:03","slug":"vine-iepurasul-la-urs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"Vine iepurasul la urs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714990655188-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714990655188-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714990655188-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714990655188.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nene ursule, hai la bar ca fac eu cinste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O, bun, se bucura ursul, hai.Ajung ei la bar, vine barmanul. Zice iepurasul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Barman, o tuica pentru mine si o Cola pentru urs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se supara ursul, \u00eel scoate pe iepuras afara si spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asculta, iepurasule, noi sintem prieteni, da\u2019 daca-mi mai faci o faza din asta sa ma umilesti \u00een public te bat de te las lat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, iar vine iepurasul la urs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai ursule la bar ca fac cinste!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duc, vine barmanul, zice iepurasul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O tuica pentru mine si doua Cola pentru urs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cel scoate ursul pe iepuras afara si \u00eel bate de-l face praf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A treia zi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nene ursule, hai la bar ca iar fac cinste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg ei iar, se aseaza la bar, vine barmanul, iepurasul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Barman, o tuica pentru mine si o Cola pentru urs ca daca bea doua iar se-mbata si nu mai stie ce face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Nene ursule, hai la bar ca fac eu cinste. \u2013 O, bun, se bucura ursul, hai.Ajung ei la bar, vine barmanul. Zice iepurasul: \u2013 Barman, o tuica pentru mine si o Cola pentru urs. Se supara ursul, \u00eel scoate pe iepuras afara si spune: Asculta, iepurasule, noi sintem prieteni, da\u2019 daca-mi mai faci o &#8230; <a title=\"Vine iepurasul la urs\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=444\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine iepurasul la urs\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}