{"id":4437,"date":"2024-12-05T11:24:12","date_gmt":"2024-12-05T11:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4437"},"modified":"2024-12-05T11:24:15","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T11:24:15","slug":"de-ziua-soacrei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4437","title":{"rendered":"De ziua soacrei"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>De ziua soacrei, Bul\u0103 se prezint\u0103 cu un pache\u0163el \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi cu o pu\u015fc\u0103 \u00een cealalt\u0103.\u2013 La mul\u0163i ani, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! \u0162i-am adus o pereche de cercei de aur.\u2013 Mul\u0163umesc, Bul\u0103. Dar cu pu\u015fca ce vrei s\u0103 faci?\u2013 P\u0103i, de g\u0103uri \u00een urechi nu ai nevoie?Citi\u021bi \u0219i:Bul\u0103 se laud\u0103 lui \u0218trul\u0103:\u2013 Dup\u0103 ani de zile, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 g\u0103sesc punctul G al so\u021biei mele.\u2013 \u0218i unde era?\u2013 La sora-s\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua blonde, la volan, semaforul rosu,se opresc:\u2013 Mama, vezi ce rosu frumos?\u2013 Da\u2026 oau!\u2013 Da\u2019 uite ce galben fain\u2026\u2013 Aha\u2026\u2013 Si ce verde frumos\u2026\u2013 Da, asta chiar e super\u2026 \u2013\u2013 Aa\u2026 iar rosu asta\u2026\u2013 L-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem!Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0162ie \u00ee\u0163i plac mai mult blondele sau brunetele?\u2013 Mie-mi plac \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele\u2026\u2013 Ok, dar culoarea p\u0103rului?\u2013 Nu-mi plac \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele cu p\u0103r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De ziua soacrei, Bul\u0103 se prezint\u0103 cu un pache\u0163el \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi cu o pu\u015fc\u0103 \u00een cealalt\u0103.\u2013 La mul\u0163i ani, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! \u0162i-am adus o pereche de cercei de aur.\u2013 Mul\u0163umesc, Bul\u0103. Dar cu pu\u015fca ce vrei s\u0103 faci?\u2013 P\u0103i, de g\u0103uri \u00een urechi nu ai nevoie?Citi\u021bi \u0219i:Bul\u0103 se laud\u0103 lui \u0218trul\u0103:\u2013 Dup\u0103 ani de &#8230; <a title=\"De ziua soacrei\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4437\" aria-label=\"Read more about De ziua soacrei\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4438,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4439,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions\/4439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}