O tanara intra intr-o macelarie cu un copil in brate si se pregateste sa spuna la toata lumea ca e al lui.
\u2013 Stai! Putem rezolva cumva?
\u2013 Imi dai carne gratis in fiecare saptamana pana cand copilul va implini 16 ani.
Dupa 16 ani copilul, acum crescut, vine sa ia portia de carne.
\u2013 Au trecut 16 ani, ia asta, du-te la maica-ta si spune-i ca asta e ultima portie de carne pe care o mai primeste, si vezi ce expresie o sa aiba fata ei\u2026
Ajunge copilul acasa \u0219i ii spune mamei \u00eentocmai vorbele macelarului.
\u2013 Du-te inapoi si spune-i ca in ultimii 16 ani am avut si paine si lapte si fructe, consultatii, reparatii la masina, toate gratis si vezi ce expresie o sa aiba fata lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea, aveam probleme. \u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Tat\u0103, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor! O tanara intra intr-o macelarie cu un copil in brate si se pregateste sa spuna la toata lumea ca e al lui.\u2013 Stai! Putem rezolva cumva?\u2013 Imi dai carne gratis in fiecare saptamana pana cand copilul va implini 16 ani.Dupa 16 ani copilul, acum crescut, vine sa ia portia de carne.\u2013 Au trecut 16 ani, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4434,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4433"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4435,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4433\/revisions\/4435"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103.
A dou\u0103 zi m-am dus s\u0103-l v\u0103d \u0219i s\u0103 r\u00e2d de el, c\u0103 nu mai are oglinzi la ma\u0219in\u0103. Era foarte sup\u0103rat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb:
\u2013 Ce-i cu tine, te v\u0103d parc\u0103 sup\u0103rat?
\u2013 Cum dracus\u0103 nu fiu, ieri i-am \u00eemprumutat ma\u0219ina lu<\/code> nevast\u0103-ta \u0219i mi-a adus-o \u00eenapoi f\u0103r\u0103 oglinzi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i cere-\u021bi scuze!
\u2013 Dar de ce?
\u2013 Cere-\u021bi scuze!
\u2013 Pentru ce? Ce-am f\u0103cut?
\u2013 Trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ceri scuze!
\u2013 Dar de ce???
\u2013 Cere-\u021bi scuze, am zis!
\u2013 Te rog, da-mi, m\u0103car un motiv!!!
\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i cere-\u021bi scuze.
\u2013 OK, tat\u0103\u2026 iart\u0103-m\u0103!
\u2013 Perfect, acum e\u0219ti preg\u0103tit! Antrenamentul t\u0103u a luat sf\u00e2r\u0219it. C\u00e2nd \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi ceri scuze degeaba, atunci te po\u021bi \u00eensura!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"