{"id":4430,"date":"2024-12-05T08:09:49","date_gmt":"2024-12-05T08:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4430"},"modified":"2024-12-05T08:10:05","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T08:10:05","slug":"pe-bula-il-doare-capul-si-se-duce-la-medic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4430","title":{"rendered":"Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta il consulta, dupa care il intreaba:<br>-Aveti nevasta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da.<br>-De cate ori va culcati cu ea?<br>-De 3-4 ori.<br>-Pe saptamana?<br>-Nu, pe zi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Amanta aveti?<br>-Da.<br>-De cate ori va culcati ?<br>-De 3-4 ori\u2026<br>-Saptamanal?<br>-Ah, nu \u2026 Zilnic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aici e problema , durerea dumneavoastra de cap se trage de la..amor<br>-Vai, m-ati linistit. Am crezut ca mi se trage de la prea multa tuica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sufita Rosie mergea prin padure spre bunicuta sa-i duca de mancare. In fata ii iese o pasarica si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Scufita Rosie, daca nu te mariti, te mananc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fata nu o baga in seama si merge mai departe. Aproape de iesirea din padure apare din nou pasarica:<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Scufita Rosie, daca nu te mariti, te mananc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speriata, Scufita Rosie alearga la bunica ei si-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bunico, ma marit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai innebunit, de ce sa te mariti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru ca ma mananca pasarica!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic. Acesta il consulta, dupa care il intreaba:-Aveti nevasta? -Da.-De cate ori va culcati cu ea?-De 3-4 ori.-Pe saptamana?-Nu, pe zi? -Amanta aveti?-Da.-De cate ori va culcati ?-De 3-4 ori\u2026-Saptamanal?-Ah, nu \u2026 Zilnic! -Aici e problema , durerea dumneavoastra de cap se trage de la..amor-Vai, m-ati &#8230; <a title=\"Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4430\" aria-label=\"Read more about Pe Bula il doare capul si se duce la medic\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4431,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4432,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430\/revisions\/4432"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}