Directorul unei companii o cheam\u0103 pe secretar\u0103 \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic.Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului:\u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 Iubito, so\u0163ia mea pleac\u0103 \u00een deplasare pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, hai s\u0103 profit\u0103m din plin de acest lucru.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul, c\u0103reia \u00eei d\u0103dea ore suplimentare la matematic\u0103:\u2013 Voi fi foarte ocupat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, a\u015fa c\u0103, \u00een aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103 nu vom face lec\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul bucuros \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:\u2013 Bunele, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare nu fac lec\u0163ii deoarece profesoara e foarte ocupat\u0103, hai s\u0103 petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunicul, directorul unei companii, o sun\u0103 pe secretar\u0103:\u2013 S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta nepotul vrea s\u0103 o petrec cu el, a\u015fa c\u0103 am\u00e2n\u0103m c\u0103l\u0103toria.Secretara sun\u0103 so\u0163ul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu plec nic\u0103ieri, se am\u00e2n\u0103 deplasarea.So\u0163ul sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 So\u0163ia st\u0103 acas\u0103, petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103 alt\u0103 dat\u0103.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul:\u2013 M-am eliberat, facem lec\u0163ii \u00een mod normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:\u2013 Bunele, planurile s-au schimbat, nu o s\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne vedem s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta.Bunelul sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 Draga mea, am rezolvat problema, plec\u0103m a\u015fa cum am hot\u0103r\u00e2t ini\u0163ial\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un om la aprozar:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cu ce va pot servi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Doua kilograme de cartofi, dar fiecare cartof impachetat separat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dupa o moaca expresiva a vanzatorului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Altceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Trei kilograme de portocale, dar fiecare portocala impachetata separat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vanzatorul ii indeplineste dorinta, vizibil nemultumit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Omul se mai uita prin aprozar si, la un moment dat, intreaba:-<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ce este ala negru de pe raft?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Mac, dar nu-i de vanzare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Directorul unei companii o cheam\u0103 pe secretar\u0103 \u015fi-i spune: \u2013 Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic.Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului:\u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta. So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 Iubito, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4422,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4423,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions\/4423"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}