Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103:
\u2013 Mai bine mi-o cos dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu tine!
Bul\u0103 tot insist\u0103 \u015fi, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, are c\u00e2\u015ftig de cauz\u0103.
Dup\u0103 o noapte de dragoste s\u0103lbatic\u0103, mahmur \u015fi epuizat, \u00eei spuse femeii:
\u2013 De cusut nu \u021bi-o coase, dar vreo dou\u0103 pense nu i-ar strica s\u0103-i faci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tanara frumoasa din Pitesti facea autostopul pentru a
ajunge la Bucuresti. La un moment dat opreste un superb
Jaguar rosu si o ia. Barbatul demareaza in tromba si, la un moment dat, ii zice:
\u2013 Domnisoara, sunteti a treia femeie insarcinata
care m-a oprit sa o duc la Bucuresti\u2026
\u2013 Vai domnule, dar nu sunt insarcinata!, se revolta tanara.
\u2013 Dar ce, am ajuns cumva la Bucuresti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Domn doctor, nevast\u0103-mea nu mai vrea s\u0103 se culce cu mine! se pl\u00e2nge un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat.\u2013 Vreau s\u0103 vorbesc cu so\u0163ia dumitale, \u00eei spune doctorul.Vine femeia. Doctorul:\u2013 E adev\u0103rat ce mi-a spus so\u0163ul dumneavoastr\u0103? De ce nu mai vre\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 culca\u0163i cu el?\u2013 Domnule doctor, sunt foarte obosit\u0103. Toat\u0103 ziua lucrez. Diminea\u0163a sa\u2026r \u00eentr-un taxi s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la serviciu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd ajung, taximetristul m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103: \u201cFacem socoteala sau\u2026\u201d. Ca s\u0103 fac o economie, aleg \u201csau\u201d.Ajung la serviciu, \u015feful \u00eemi zice: \u201cIar ai \u00eent\u00e2rziat. Ce facem, \u00ee\u0163i t\u0103iem din salariu, sau?\u2026Bine\u00een\u0163eles, aleg \u201csau\u201d. Dup\u0103 lucru, obosit\u0103, m\u0103 urc \u00eentr-un taxi \u015fi acela\u015fi lucru\u2026La care doctorul:\u2013 Ei, \u015fi acum, ce p\u0103rere ave\u0163i, \u00eei spunem so\u0163ului, sau ?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:\u00a0<\/strong>Un cuplu sta pe terasa. Tiganul vine seara acasa si-o ia pe Piranda tare: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Fa, Pirando, bag divort!<\/p>\n\n\n\n De ce, ba, tigane?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ca esti toanta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ai, ba, m\u00e2nca-t-as, ca nu sunt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ba da, fa, esti toanta\u2026 Ia, zi-mi tu mie ce-avem noi sub pat si \u00eencepe cu \u201cO\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se g\u00e2ndeste Piranda ce se g\u00e2ndeste si spune:- Nu stiu, ba, tigane. Sunt toanta. Zi-mi tu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 O pereche de papuci. Vezi ca esti toanta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ai dreptate. Da\u2019 acu zi-mi si tu mie, ce avem noi sub pat si \u00eencepe cu \u201cH\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se g\u00e2ndeste tiganu\u2019 ce se g\u00e2ndeste\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu stiu fa, Pirando, ce e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 H\u00eenca o pereche de papuci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte sora flirtand cu un tip, care era prietenul ei. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Acesta \u00eei ofer\u0103 lui Bul\u0103 o suta de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tipul: \u2013 Tu nu ai v\u0103zut nimic acum, ai \u00een\u0163eles? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Bul\u0103 (\u00eenapoindu-i cinci zeci de lei):- \u00cen regul\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tipul (mirat): \u2013 De ce mi-ai dat \u00eenapoi bani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bul\u0103:- De ce s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti tu mai mult dec\u00e2t pl\u0103tesc al\u0163ii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103:\u2013 Mai bine mi-o cos dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu tine!Bul\u0103 tot insist\u0103 \u015fi, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, are c\u00e2\u015ftig de cauz\u0103.Dup\u0103 o noapte de dragoste s\u0103lbatic\u0103, mahmur \u015fi epuizat, \u00eei spuse femeii:\u2013 De cusut nu \u021bi-o coase, dar vreo dou\u0103 pense nu i-ar strica s\u0103-i faci! O … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4414,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4415,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions\/4415"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Deoadata, sotia ii trage sotului una.
\u2013 Pentru ce a fost asta ?
\u2013 Pentru 30 de ani de s*x nereusit !
El sta putin pe ganduri, se
ridica si ii trage si ei una.
\u2013 Da\u2019 tu de ce ai facut asta ?
\u2013 De unde stii tu diferenta dintre un s*x reusit si unul<\/p>\n\n\n\n