{"id":4409,"date":"2024-12-03T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2024-12-03T12:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4409"},"modified":"2024-12-03T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T12:00:06","slug":"intr-un-autobuz-un-barbat-se-uita-cu-jand-la-o-calugarita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4409","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-un autobuz un b\u0103rbat se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00centr-un autobuz <\/strong>un b\u0103rbat <\/strong>se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz \u0219oferul <\/strong>\u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe drum <\/strong>nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Uite, te ajut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e2ine c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba merge s\u0103 se \u00eenchine la troi\u021ba de acolo, de pe deal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua zi\u00a0b\u0103rbatul\u00a0<\/strong>st\u0103tea ascuns dup\u0103 troi\u021b\u0103.\u00a0
Calugari\u021ba vine \u0219i incepe s\u0103 se \u00eenchine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i spune: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu sunt Dumnezeu \u0219i vreu s\u0103-\u021bi iau virginitatea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iese din ascunzatoare <\/strong>\u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 o fac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 cateva minute b\u0103rbatul spune: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu nu sunt Dumnezeu<\/strong>, eu sunt b\u0103rbatul care a stat ieri \u00een spatele <\/strong>t\u0103u \u00een autobuz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care calugari\u021ba\u00a0spune<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu-i nimic\u2026Nici eu nu-s c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103..sunt \u0219oferul autobuzului.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pute\u021bi s\u0103-mi pune\u021bi airbag-uri la Trabant?
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da.
\u2013 Dar aer condi\u021bionat?
\u2013 Desigur
\u2013 Dar ABS?
\u2013 Da, se poate.
\u2013 Atunci spune\u021bi-mi pre\u021bul \u0219i c\u00e2t timp dureaz\u0103.
\u2013 V\u0103 cost\u0103 5 lei \u0219i dureaz\u0103 10 minute.
\u2013 V\u0103 bate\u021bi joc de mine?
\u2013 Cine a \u00eenceput?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centr-un autobuz <\/strong>un b\u0103rbat <\/strong>se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz \u0219oferul <\/strong>\u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe drum <\/strong>nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Uite, te ajut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e2ine c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba merge s\u0103 se \u00eenchine la troi\u021ba de acolo, de pe deal.\u00a0
<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua zi b\u0103rbatul <\/strong>st\u0103tea ascuns dup\u0103 troi\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Calugari\u021ba vine \u0219i incepe s\u0103 se \u00eenchine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i spune: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu sunt Dumnezeu \u0219i vreu s\u0103-\u021bi iau virginitatea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iese din ascunzatoare <\/strong>\u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 o fac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 cateva minute b\u0103rbatul spune: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu nu sunt Dumnezeu<\/strong>, eu sunt b\u0103rbatul care a stat ieri \u00een spatele <\/strong>t\u0103u \u00een autobuz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care calugari\u021ba spune<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu-i nimic\u2026Nici eu nu-s c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103..sunt \u0219oferul autobuzului.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sotul ei vine acasa pe neasteptate, asa ca ea il ascunde pe amant tot in sifonier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Urmeaza o discutie intre baietel si amant:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baietelul: \u201eE intuneric aici.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul: \u201eDa, este.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul:\u201dAm o minge de baseball.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul:\u201dFoarte bine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201eVrei s-o cumperi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul: \u201eNu, multumesc\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201eTata e afara.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul: \u201eBine, cat costa?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201e250 de euro.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Peste o saptamana, cei doi nimeresc din nou impreuna in sifonier<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201eE intuneric aici.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul: \u201eDa, este.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201eAm o manusa de baseball.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul: \u201eCat vrei pe ea?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Banatul: \u201e750 de euro\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbatul: \u201eFie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa cateva zile, tatal ii spune baiatului: \u201eIa-ti mingea si manusa si hai afara sa jucam baseball.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201eNu pot. Le-am vandut\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tatal intreaba: \u201eSi cu cat le-ai vandut?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fiul raspunde: \u201e1000 de euro.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tatal: \u201eNu e frumos sa-ti jefuiesti prietenii asa. Le-ai vandut pentru mult mai mult decat faceau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te duci la biserica, trebuie sa te spovedesti\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se duc la biserica si tatal il pune pe baietel sa intre in confesional si inchide usa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baiatul: \u201eE intuneric aici.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Preotul: \u201eIar incepi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00centr-un autobuz un b\u0103rbat se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103.  C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz \u0219oferul \u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe drum nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103:  \u2013 Uite, te ajut.  M\u00e2ine c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba merge s\u0103 se \u00eenchine la troi\u021ba de acolo, de pe deal.  A doua zi\u00a0b\u0103rbatul\u00a0st\u0103tea ascuns dup\u0103 troi\u021b\u0103.\u00a0Calugari\u021ba vine \u0219i incepe s\u0103 se \u00eenchine B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i spune:  … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4410,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4411,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409\/revisions\/4411"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}