O bab\u0103 surd\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00een tramvai. Vine controlorul:
\u2013 Biletul la control, v\u0103 rog!
\u2013 Ce zici maic\u0103?
\u2013 Biletul la control!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baba se \u00eentoarce c\u0103tre o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ce zice, f\u0103i, maic\u0103?
\u2013 Zice: Biletul la control. Pentru c\u0103 d\u00e2nsul e controlor.
Baba se \u00eentoarce sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103tre controlor \u015fi zice:
\u2013 \u015ei eu sunt contra lor, maic\u0103, dar ce na\/iba s\u0103 le faci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un c\u0103lug\u0103r \u015fi o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 se r\u0103t\u0103cesc \u00eentr-un viscol. Dup\u0103 mult umblat, ajung la o caban\u0103 micu\u0163\u0103. Epuiza\u0163i, fac preg\u0103tirile pentru a dormi. Erau c\u00eeteva p\u0103turi \u015fi un sac de dormit pe jos, dar un singur pat. Fiind un cavaler, el spune:\u2013 Sor\u0103, dormi\u0163i dv \u00een pat. Eu m\u0103 voi culca pe jos \u00een sacul de dormit. Imediat ce intr\u0103 \u00een sac, trage fermoarul \u00een sus \u015fi a\u0163ipe\u015fte, c\u00eend o aude spun\u00eend: \u2013 Frate, mi-e frig. El desface fermoarul sacului, se ridic\u0103, caut\u0103 c\u00eeteva p\u0103turi \u015fi o \u00eenvele\u015fte. Intr\u0103 din nou \u00een sac \u015fi c\u00eend inchide ochii ea spune din nou: \u2013 Frate, tot mi-e foarte frig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El deschide sacul, se ridic\u0103 din nou, caut\u0103 alte p\u0103turi, le pune pe ea \u015fi se re\u00eentoarce \u00een sac. Abia \u00eenchide ochii c\u00eend ea spune:\u2013 Frate, aproape \u00eenghe\u0163\u2026De data asta, el r\u0103m\u00eene nemi\u015fcat \u015fi zice:\u2013 Sor\u0103, am o idee. S\u00eentem la kilometri de orice fiin\u0163\u0103 omeneasc\u0103, departe de civiliza\u0163ie. De ce nu facem ca b\u0103rbatul \u015fi nevasta?\u2013 Din partea mea, nici o problem\u0103, r\u0103spunde ea cu voce cochet\u0103.La care el, roste\u015fte url\u00eend:\u2013 Atunci, d\u0103-te jos din pat \u015fi caut\u0103-\u0163i tu singur\u0103 p\u0103turi!\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude05\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un moldovean parcheaz\u0103 Dacia sa.
Vine altul \u015fi \u00eei love\u015fte ma\u015fina.
Moldoveanul: \u2013 Vaaai di mini \u015f\u00ee di mini!!
\u015ei-ai facut cu d\u0103\u015fioara me\u2019? Cu iasta \u00eemi du\u015fem copiii la \u015fcoala \u015f\u00ee-mi c\u00ee\u015ftigam p\u00e2nea!
Da\u2019 di ci \u00eei a me\u2019 str\u00e2cat\u00ee \u015f\u00ee a ta nu?!
\u2013 Pai, a mea este Audi!
-Audi, audi, da di \u015fi nu vedi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O bab\u0103 surd\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00een tramvai. Vine controlorul:\u2013 Biletul la control, v\u0103 rog!\u2013 Ce zici maic\u0103?\u2013 Biletul la control! Baba se \u00eentoarce c\u0103tre o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Ce zice, f\u0103i, maic\u0103?\u2013 Zice: Biletul la control. Pentru c\u0103 d\u00e2nsul e controlor.Baba se \u00eentoarce sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103tre controlor \u015fi zice:\u2013 \u015ei eu sunt contra lor, maic\u0103, dar … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4408,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions\/4408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}