Bula la scoala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesoara spune:
-Daca pe\u00a0gard sunt 3 ciori, cineva impusca una\u2026Cate ciori mai raman?
Bula cu mana pe sus
-Da Bula, spune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu mai raman ciori deoarece celelalte 2 se sperie si fug.
-Gresit, raman 2\u2026asta e o intrebare de matematica dar imi place cum gandesti.
-Dar pot sa va pun si eu o intrebare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sigur Bula\u2026
-2 femei stau pe banca si mananca inghetata, una o linge, alta musca din ea si alta mananca cu lingurita. Care este casatorita?
Profesoara raspunde cu greu:
-Pai\u2026.cred ca prima.
-Gresit, cea cu inel\u2026Dar imi place cum ganditi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u015fi Maria fac nunt\u0103. Ion, mare \u015fmecher, Maria, inocent\u0103 \u015fi
prostu\u0163\u0103. \u00cen noaptea nun\u0163ii, Ion \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 br\u0103cinarii jos.
MARIA: Ce-i aia?
ION: P\u0103i, M\u0103rie, numa\u2019 io am a\u015fa ceva, nime\u2019 pe lume nu mai are!
Peste c\u00e2teva zile:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MARIA: Ioane, l-am v\u0103zut pe Gheorghe la cosit c\u00e2nd s-o dus dup\u0103
tuf\u0103 \u015fi \u015fi-o dat izmenele jos. S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 are \u015fi el!
ION: Ap\u0103i, f\u0103 M\u0103rie, Gheorghe-i cel mai bun preten al meu, io
aveam dou\u0103\u2026 \u015fi i-am dat \u015fi lui una!
MARIA: Prost mai e\u015fti, m\u0103! Da\u2019 de ce nu \u0163i-ai oprit-o \u0163ie pe aia
mare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu \u0163i-am spus s-o dai afar\u0103 pe secretara mea? \u021bip\u0103 directorul c\u0103tre \u015feful de personal.
\u2013 Ba da, mi-a\u0163i spus s-o dau afar\u0103 pe motiv de lips\u0103 de memorie.
\u2013 \u0218i atunci?!
\u2013 Eu am dat-o dar ea a uitat c\u0103 a fost concediat\u0103 \u015fi s-a \u00eentors \u00eenapoi la serviciu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Domnule doctor, pisica mea a b\u0103ut circa 50 ml de benzin\u0103. Apoi s-a \u00eenv\u00e2rtit ca nebuna prin cas\u0103 vreo trei ore \u015fi acum st\u0103 pe canapea \u015fi nu se mai mi\u015fc\u0103 deloc. Ce crede\u0163i c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?
St\u0103 medicul \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte, apoi r\u0103spunde calm:
\u2013 O fi r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 benzin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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