\u00centr-o firm\u0103 de contabilitate, 4 femei \u00een birou: \u015fefa \u015fi 3 contabile, una brunet\u0103, una ro\u015fcat\u0103, \u015fi cealalt\u0103 blond\u0103.
De la o vreme, \u015fefa pleca \u00eentotdeauna mai devreme de la serviciu, sub diverse pretexte.
\u00centr-o zi, se g\u00e2ndesc fetele c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u015fefa pleac\u0103, pleac\u0103 \u015fi ele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut, \u015fi cum a ie\u015fit \u015fefa pe u\u015f\u0103 , hop \u015fi ele, s\u0103 profite de 2 ore libere.
Bruneta, merge direct la sala de fitness, profit\u00e2nd de faptul c\u0103 are timp mai mult s\u0103 fie \u00een form\u0103.
Ro\u015fcata merge la cump\u0103r\u0103turi.
Blonda, ca o so\u0163ie cuminte \u015fi iubitoare, merge acas\u0103, s\u0103 profite de 2 ore \u00een plus l\u00e2ng\u0103 so\u0163ul ei iubit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acas\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, dup\u0103 ce intr\u0103, aude zgomote din dormitor, \u015fi c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 pe furi\u015f pe u\u015f\u0103 , \u00eei vede pe b\u0103rbatu-s\u0103u \u015fi pe \u015fefa ei.
Tiptil, se strecoar\u0103 afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic \u015fi se duce \u00een parc, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul\u2026
A doua zi, \u015fefa iar dispare cu dou\u0103 ore \u00eenainte de terminarea programului\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Celelalte vor \u015fi ele s\u0103 plece, numai blonda st\u0103tea la birou.
\u2013 Haide, tu nu pleci?
\u2013 Nu, nu plec, c\u0103 ieri era c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 m\u0103 prind\u0103 \u015fefa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca sa si o intalneste pe Maria, care isi pastea taurul. Evident, taurul Mariei sare pe vaca lui Ion. Dupa ce \u2018povestea\u2019 se incheie, Ion ii face cu ochiul Mariei, ii zambeste sugubat si o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce zici sa fac si io ce o facut taurul?
Atunci, Maria ii raspunde intepata:
\u2013 Fa ce vrei, Ioane! Doar ii vaca ta!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion vine acasa si o gaseste pe Maria dezbracata.
\u2013 De ce esti dezbracata, tu, Marie?
\u2013 Pai, nu am in ce sa ma imbrac!\u2026
\u2013 Cum adica, n-ai? intreaba Ion si deschide sifonierul.
\u2013 Uite: fuste, bluze, pantaloni\u2026 Salut Gheorghe!\u2026 rochii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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