La un moment dat, Maria \u00eei spune lui Ion:
\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, vezi c\u0103 vine ploaia! Acoper\u0103 f\u00eenul \u0103la cu ceva, c-o s\u0103-l ude!
Ion nu zice nimic \u015fi cite\u015fte \u00een continuare \u201eTimes\u201d. \u00cencepe s\u0103 picure. Maria se impacienteaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, \u00eencepu ploaia! Pune m\u00eena \u015fi acoper\u0103 f\u00eenul \u0103la c\u0103-l ud\u0103, ce naiba!
Ion n-o ascult\u0103. Plou\u0103, f\u00eenul este ud, iar Maria sup\u0103rat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, m\u0103 Ioane, d\u0103-o dracului de treab\u0103! A udat f\u00eenul \u015fi tu stai \u015fi nu faci nimic!
Ion, tacticos, pune \u201eTimes\u201d la o parte \u015fi spune:
\u2013 F\u0103 Mario, you have an obsession!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ioane, totul arat\u0103 grozav, analizele tale sunt bune. Ce mai faci mental \u0219i emo\u021bional? E\u0219ti \u00een pace cu Atotputernicul? \u201d Pu\u021bin mai t\u00e2rziu, medicul o sun\u0103 pe muierea lui Ioan. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La un moment dat, Maria \u00eei spune lui Ion:\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, vezi c\u0103 vine ploaia! Acoper\u0103 f\u00eenul \u0103la cu ceva, c-o s\u0103-l ude!Ion nu zice nimic \u015fi cite\u015fte \u00een continuare \u201eTimes\u201d. \u00cencepe s\u0103 picure. Maria se impacienteaz\u0103: \u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, \u00eencepu ploaia! Pune m\u00eena \u015fi acoper\u0103 f\u00eenul \u0103la c\u0103-l ud\u0103, ce naiba!Ion n-o ascult\u0103. Plou\u0103, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4392,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4393,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391\/revisions\/4393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Ioan: \u201eIo \u0219i Dumnyezo suntem apropia\u021bi. \u0218tie c\u0103 am vederea slab\u0103, a\u0219e c\u0103 o rezolvat problema. C\u00e2nd m\u0103rg noaptea la baie, pac, lumina s-aprinde. C\u00e2nd am g\u0103tat, pac, lumina s\u0103 st\u00e2nje. \u201d
\u201eUau, asta e incredibil\u201d, spune doctorul<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eM\u0103rie\u201d, spune el, \u201eIoan merge bine! Dar a trebuit s\u0103 te sun pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 tem de rela\u021bia lui cu Dumnezeu. Este adev\u0103rat c\u0103 se ridic\u0103 \u00een toiul nop\u021bii \u0219i, pac, lumina se aprinde \u00een baie \u0219i, c\u00e2nd a terminat, lumina se stinge? \u201d
\u201eIoiii, nuuu\u201d, exclam\u0103 M\u0103ria. \u201eIar\u0103 face pipi \u00een frigider!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n