{"id":439,"date":"2024-05-05T13:39:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T13:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=439"},"modified":"2024-05-05T13:39:27","modified_gmt":"2024-05-05T13:39:27","slug":"7-bancuri-care-iti-vor-face-pastele-fericit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"6 SUPER BANCURI CU IEPURASUL SI URSUL"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1. Se face \u00een p\u0103dure consiliu. Leul voia o friptur\u0103 \u015fi face un concurs de bancuri.<\/strong><br>-\u0102la care zice un banc \u015fi cel care nu r\u00e2de o s\u0103 fie friptur\u0103.<br>Vine iepura\u015ful, zice un banc \u015fi toat\u0103 p\u0103durea era pe jos de r\u00e2s, numai girafa st\u0103tea serioas\u0103. \u00cel m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 leul pe iepura\u015f. Vine \u015fi vulpea, zice un banc, nimeni nu r\u00e2de \u00een afar\u0103 de giraf\u0103 care era pe jos de r\u00e2s.<br>-De ce r\u00e2zi? o \u00eentreab\u0103 leul.<br>-De bancul iepura\u015fului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. Iepura\u015ful intra \u00eentr-un supermarket \u015fi dup\u0103 ce a cerut un cui \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/strong><br>-C\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 un cui?<br>V\u00e2nz\u0103torul r\u0103spunde:<br>-Ei, domnule, mai nimic, un cui se poate pierde la transport. Timp de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, iepura\u015ful nostru cump\u0103r\u0103 de la acela\u015fi magazin un cui. Iritat, v\u00e2nz\u0103torul se hot\u0103r\u00e2\u015fte s\u0103-i dea din partea firmei, drept cadou, un kilogram de cuie. La aceast\u0103 ofert\u0103, iepura\u015ful r\u0103spunde:<br>-A, nu, n-am nevoie de un kilogram de cuie. \u015eti\u0163i, eu, ies seara la plimbare \u015fi n-am cui s\u0103 dau un telefon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3. Se plimb\u0103 iepura\u015ful prin p\u0103dure.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hop, \u00eel prinde ursul \u015fi-l bate. Pe acolo trece c\u0103lare un cavaler cu o masc\u0103 neagr\u0103, cu pelerin\u0103 neagr\u0103. Se opre\u015fte, snope\u015fte \u00een b\u0103taie ursul, \u00ee\u015fi scoate apoi sabia \u015fi face un Z mare \u00een blana lui. Apoi se urc\u0103 pe cal \u015fi pleac\u0103 mai departe. Iepura\u015ful cu greu \u00ee\u015fi revine \u015fi \u015fopte\u015fte:<br>&#8211; Mul\u0163umesc, Zuperman!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4. O feti\u0163\u0103 se duce la un magazin de animale \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/strong><br>&#8211; V\u0103 log, ave\u0163i iepula\u015fi dl\u0103g\u0103la\u015fi?<br>Inima v\u00e2nz\u0103torului se tope\u015fte brusc. Coboar\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 feti\u0163\u0103 \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>&#8211; Vlei un iepula\u015f dl\u0103g\u0103la\u015f alb sau unul dl\u0103g\u0103la\u015f moale \u015fi neglu \u015fi pufos? Sau poate pe cel dl\u0103g\u0103la\u015f \u015fi maloniu de acolo?<br>Feti\u0163a se \u00eenro\u015felte, se leag\u0103n\u0103 pu\u0163in pe c\u0103lc\u00e2ie, \u00ee\u015fi pune m\u00e2nu\u0163ele pe genunchi, se apleac\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103spunde \u00een \u015foapt\u0103:<br>&#8211; Cled c\u0103 pe pitonul meu \u00eel doale \u00een cot de culoale!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5. Domnul doctor urs \u00eei zice iepura\u015fului:<\/strong>&#8211; M\u0103i, vezi c\u0103 nu mai ai mult de tr\u0103it!<br>-Aoleu, da&#8217; nu e niciun leac?<br>&#8211; Da, du-te la salonul de \u00eempachet\u0103ri cu n\u0103mol.<br>&#8211; Ce bine! Da&#8217; de ce?<br>&#8211; P\u0103i ca s\u0103 te \u00eenve\u0163i cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6. Ce face hop-\u0163op-bum?<\/strong><br>Un iepure pe un c\u00e2mp minat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Se face \u00een p\u0103dure consiliu. Leul voia o friptur\u0103 \u015fi face un concurs de bancuri.-\u0102la care zice un banc \u015fi cel care nu r\u00e2de o s\u0103 fie friptur\u0103.Vine iepura\u015ful, zice un banc \u015fi toat\u0103 p\u0103durea era pe jos de r\u00e2s, numai girafa st\u0103tea serioas\u0103. \u00cel m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 leul pe iepura\u015f. 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