{"id":4388,"date":"2024-12-01T07:01:35","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T07:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4388"},"modified":"2024-12-01T07:01:35","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T07:01:35","slug":"un-moldovean-vine-la-munca-dis-de-dimineata-cu-un-ochi-umflat-schiopatand-si-cu-mana-in-ghips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4388","title":{"rendered":"Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"433\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1370.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1370.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1370-277x300.jpeg 277w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips.<br>Seful mirat il intreaba ce s-a intamplat.<br>\u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit, raspunde moldoveanul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum nimic domnule, cand esti asa de ranit?<br>\u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit sefu\u00b4, niste golani m-au prins la nevasta-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<br>Dupa o lunga si fierbinte noapte amor nebun, el observa pe noptiera ei poza unui alt barbat. Incepe sa isi faca griji \u2026<br>\u2013 Este sotul tau ? intreaba el nervos .<br>\u2013 Nu, blegutule, ii raspunde tachinandu-l usor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci este iubitul tau ? continua el putin mai relaxat.<br>\u2013 Nu, da de unde \u2026 ii sopteste la ureche.<br>\u2013 Este fratele sau tatal tau ? intreaba el, sperand sa primeasca un raspuns afirmativ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu, nu, nu raspunde ea.<br>\u2013 Pai atunci cine naiba e ?\u201d intreaba el deja iritat.<br>\u2013 Sunt eu, inainte de operatie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om vorbea cu sotia lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata. In timp ce ma aflam in tramvai, un tip mi-a strigat, \u201cHopaaa\u2026, IMPOTENTULE!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, sunt tot felul de nebuni, ii raspunse nevasta. Nu-i mai baga si tu in seama\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, in timp ce sotul mergea cu tramvaiul spre serviciu, acelasi individ se apropie de el si ii striga: \u201cHopaaa\u2026, PARACIOSULE!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de sco\u021bieni, la fast-food. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ei bine, \u0219i, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece, b\u0103rbatul \u00eei spune osp\u0103tarului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Restul s\u0103 mi-l \u00eempacheta\u021bi\u2026 \u0219ti\u021bi, pentru c\u0103\u021bel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Desigur, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care copila\u0219ii, url\u00e2nd de fericire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Uraaa! Ne cump\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103\u021beeel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un taran mergea in caruta lui trasa de cal, pe un drum de tara. Cand sa intre pe sosea, din neatentie nu a vazut masina care trecea pe acolo. Soferul, incercand sa evite caruta franeaza si se roteste de cateva ori \u0219i reuseste sa opreasca la timp. Se da jos nervos si incepe sa urle:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba, boule, ba, boule, ba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taranul se uita lung la sofer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule draga, asta-i cal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Calul scuipa zabala din gura:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sefu\u2019 cred ca de matale-i vorba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips.Seful mirat il intreaba ce s-a intamplat.\u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit, raspunde moldoveanul. \u2013 Cum nimic domnule, cand esti asa de ranit?\u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit sefu\u00b4, niste golani m-au prins la nevasta-mea! **Dupa o lunga si fierbinte noapte amor nebun, el &#8230; <a title=\"Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4388\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4390,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4388\/revisions\/4390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}