{"id":4382,"date":"2024-11-29T12:24:35","date_gmt":"2024-11-29T12:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4382"},"modified":"2024-11-29T12:24:38","modified_gmt":"2024-11-29T12:24:38","slug":"mi-e-frica-de-tren-de-ce-mi-a-fugit-nevasta-cu-un-mecanic-de-locomotiva-si-cand-aud-trenul-am-impresia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4382","title":{"rendered":"Mi-e fric\u0103 de tren!\u2013 De ce?\u2013 Mi-a fugit nevasta cu un mecanic de locomotiv\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd aud trenul am impresia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Banc. Un b\u0103rbat m\u0103rturise\u0219te c\u0103 \u00eei este fric\u0103 de tren. Motivul nu se leag\u0103 \u00een niciun caz de vreo fobie, ci de unul care st\u00e2rne\u0219te amuzament. Spor la r\u00e2s!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mi-e fric\u0103 de tren!
\u2013 De ce?
\u2013 Mi-a fugit nevasta cu un mecanic de locomotiv\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd aud trenul am impresia c\u0103 mi-o aduce \u00eenapoi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bancurile din tren \u0219i doamna deranjat\u0103 de r\u00e2sul b\u0103rbatului<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u00centr-un compartiment de tren erau un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie.
La un moment dat, b\u0103rbatul izbucne\u0219te \u00een r\u00e2s. Femeia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 r\u00e2de de ea. B\u0103rbatul \u00eei r\u0103spunde c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Dup\u0103 un timp b\u0103rbatul iar\u0103\u0219i r\u00e2de. Femeia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i dac\u0103 r\u00e2de de ea. B\u0103rbatul iar\u0103\u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde nu. A treia oar\u0103, b\u0103rbatul r\u00e2de mai tare ca niciodat\u0103. Femeia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Iar\u0103 domnule r\u00e2de\u021bi de mine?
La care b\u0103rbatul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 Nu, doamn\u0103, \u00eemi spuneam bancuri \u00een g\u00e2nd \u0219i acum mi-am spus unul pe care nu-l \u0219tiam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Banc. Discu\u021biile din tren: cum arat\u0103 b\u0103rbatul ideal?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u00centr-un compartiment de tren st\u0103teau dou\u0103 tinere al\u0103turi de o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 care cro\u015feta lini\u015ftit\u0103. Cele dou\u0103 discutau cam ce \u015fi-ar dori fiecare de la un b\u0103rbat. Prima zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u00cemi doresc un b\u0103rbat t\u00e2n\u0103r, cu apartament \u015fi ma\u015fin\u0103, cu diplom\u0103 de inginer, cu loc de munc\u0103 bine pl\u0103tit \u015fi la pat s\u0103 fie \u2013 c\u0103 tot suntem \u00een tren \u2013 ca un accelerat!
A doua domni\u015foar\u0103 zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ce-ai spus tu, eu \u00eemi doresc s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi o vil\u0103 la munte \u015fi una la mare, iar la pat s\u0103 fie \u2013 c\u0103 tot suntem \u00een tren \u2013 ca un rapid!
B\u0103bu\u0163a \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze c\u0103 se amestec\u0103 \u00een discu\u0163ia lor \u015fi continu\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Dac\u0103 a\u015f mai fi t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, nu m-ar mai interesa apartament, vil\u0103, diplom\u0103, dar mi-a\u015f dori ca la pat s\u0103 fie \u2013 c\u0103 tot suntem in tren \u2013 ca un marfar!
\u2013 Vai, bunico! Dar marfarul e murdar!
\u2013 Da! Dar e lung, sta\u0163ioneaz\u0103 mult timp \u00een gar\u0103\u2026 \u015fi mai face \u015fi manevre!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103, de ce ai lipsit ieri de la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 A n\u0103scut mama, doamna dirigint\u0103. Am un fr\u0103\u021bior!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Foarte frumos, Bul\u0103. Dar se spune \u201ebarza mi-a adus un fr\u0103\u021bior\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am \u00een\u021beles, doamna dirigint\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u0218i cum se simte mama ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Este \u00een pat, doamna dirigint\u0103, o doare \u201ebarza\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Banc. Un b\u0103rbat m\u0103rturise\u0219te c\u0103 \u00eei este fric\u0103 de tren. Motivul nu se leag\u0103 \u00een niciun caz de vreo fobie, ci de unul care st\u00e2rne\u0219te amuzament. Spor la r\u00e2s! \u2013 Mi-e fric\u0103 de tren!\u2013 De ce?\u2013 Mi-a fugit nevasta cu un mecanic de locomotiv\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd aud trenul am impresia c\u0103 mi-o aduce \u00eenapoi\u2026 Bancurile … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4383,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4384,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382\/revisions\/4384"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}