Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.
Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it trenul.
C\u00e2nd vine controlorul, unul din ei \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.
Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it trenul.
C\u00e2nd vine controlorul, unul din ei \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, nu te sup\u0103ra, trenul \u0103sta m\u0103 duce la Cluj?
\u2013 Nu.
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva momente de t\u0103cere, al doilea ardelean \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Dar pe mine?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta ardeleanului baga divort. La judecator:
\u2013 Domnule, de zece ani suntem casatoriti si nu am facut inca dragoste!
Judecatorul catre ardelean:
\u2013 Tu ori nu vrei, ori nu poti, ori nu stii\u2026
\u2013 De putut pot, de vrut vreau si de stiut stiu\u2026 Dar nu inteleg ce atata graba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Discu\u021bie amuzant\u0103 \u00eentr-un cuplu de tineri:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu m\u0103 a\u0219teptam s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem at\u00e2t de bine. Prost eu, c\u0103 nu \u021bi-am dat mesaj mai demult<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Mi-ai dat.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 A\u2026 proast\u0103 tu, c\u0103 n-ai r\u0103spuns.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n O domni\u0219oar\u0103 cam \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste intr\u0103-ntr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 vesel\u0103-n birou. Colegele o privesc nedumerite. Doi tipi la pu\u0219c\u0103rie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 B\u0103, c\u00e2\u021bi ani \u021bi-au dat? \u2013 Am spart c\u00e2teva geamuri la serviciu. Nevasta il \u00eentreaba, cu ton de cearta:<\/strong> Inchipuie-ti, draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, la care ea a devenit salbatica si ne-am pierdut amandoi capul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n In final, am ajuns la ea acasa si am facut dragoste nebuna toata noaptea. Un t\u00e2n\u0103r pictor face o vizit\u0103 pe la galeria unde avea expuse picturile.\u00a0<\/strong> \u2013 Ei, ce crezi, au succes lucr\u0103rile mele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Am o veste bun\u0103 \u015fi una proast\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu cea bun\u0103. Ieri a venit un domn \u015fi s-a interesat de valoarea picturilor tale post-mortem\u2026 I-am explicat ce \u015fi cum, iar tipul a venit a doua zi la prima or\u0103 \u015fi a cump\u0103rat toate lucr\u0103rile tale\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ei cea proast\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dup\u0103 aceea am aflat c\u0103 domnul respectiv era chiar doctorul t\u0103u<\/p>\n\n\n\n De cand nu te-am mai v\u0103zut m\u0103i Bul\u0103\u2026 Ce mai faci, omule?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 M-am \u00eensurat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cu cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cu nevast\u0103-mea, bine\u00een\u0163eles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bine, bine, dar cine e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 O fat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i ai mai pomenit tu pe cineva c\u0103s\u0103torit cu un b\u0103rbat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Daaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Pe cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Pe nevast\u0103-mea.\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it trenul.C\u00e2nd vine controlorul, unul din ei \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4376,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4377,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4375\/revisions\/4377"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Ce e?
\u2013 M-am logodit!!
\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026nu ziceai c\u0103 n-ai s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u021bi niciodat\u0103\u2026c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii-s sunt na\u0219pa?
\u2013 Am zis! Da \u0103sta nu e! \u0102sta m-a cerut de nevast\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 5.
\u2013 Da\u2019 de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, 5 ani pentru c\u00e2teva geamuri??? Unde lucrai?
\u2013 Pe un submarin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde ai fost toata noaptea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Minti! Pun pariu ca iar ai incercat sa-ti instalezi rahatul ala de Windows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajuns acolo, i se adreseaza responsabilului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n