Un ardelean cosea linistit pe un deal situat langa satul lui. Si cum muncea el linistit, aude o voce:
-Mai Vasileeeeee! Vino repede acasa ca ti-a murit sora!
Ardeleanul lasa linistit munca si se indreapta spre casa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merge el vreo 500 m si apoi exclama:
\u2013 Oooo, ce teapa am luat, doar eu n-am nici o sora!, asa ca se intoarce la munca.
Dupa cateva minute, iar aude o voce:
-Vasileeeee, vino ma repede ca ti-a murit soacra!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sta ardeleanul si se gandeste putin, apoi se indrepta linistit catre casa. Dupa 10 minute isi da seama ca el nu are nici soacra, asa ca se intoarce linistit la munca. Dupa alte 10 minute, aude iar o voce dinspre sat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vasileeeee, vino repede ca ti-a luat foc casa!
Sta ardeleanul si-si spune in gand:Ba, io sora n-am, soacra n-am, dar casa am, asa ca pleaca linistit spre sat. Merge el agale si cand ajunge in sat isi spune:
-Aoleu, ce prost sunt, pe mine nu ma cheama Vasile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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