{"id":4361,"date":"2024-11-28T09:48:24","date_gmt":"2024-11-28T09:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4361"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:48:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T09:48:28","slug":"sotia-lui-mulla-nasruddin-isi-certa-barbatul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4361","title":{"rendered":"Sotia lui Mulla Nasruddin isi certa barbatul:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sotia lui Mulla Nasruddin isi certa barbatul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Trebuie sa faci ceva si sa-i scrii mamei tale, ea a fost foarte rea si cruda fata de mine.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dar mama mea se afla la mii de km departare. Cum ar fi putut sa fie cruda fata de tine?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Uite ca a fost, citeste si tu scrisoarea asta! La finalul scrisorii era un post-scriptum. Scrisoarea ii era adresata lui Nasruddin, iar post scriptum-ul era adresat sotiei: \u201cNora te rog, dupa ce citesti scrisoarea, nu uita sa i-o dai si baiatului meu!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Moare buliba\u015fa. \u00cenmorm\u00e2ntare cu fast, \u00eentr-o zi de miercuri (meciuri de fotbal senza\u0163ional, \u00een cupele europene). Preotul (mare microbist), \u0163ine slujba \u00een curtea din fa\u0163a vilei, dup\u0103 care se formeaz\u0103 cortegiul spre cimitir.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fa\u0163\u0103 popa, dup\u0103 el 6 vl\u0103jgani purtau sicriul pe umeri \u015fi pe urm\u0103 alaiul cu rudele apropiate \u015fi restul mul\u0163imii. Mai era un sfert de or\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenceperea meciului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Popa, \u00een fa\u0163a cortegiului, lungea cam tare pasul. Nu se oprea nici la r\u0103scruci de drumuri, dup\u0103 obicei.<br>\u0162iganii cu sicriul g\u0103f\u00e2iau deja cam tare \u015fi \u00eei treceau toate apele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat, unul dintre ei zice c\u0103tre preot:<br>\u2013 Ho, domnule p\u0103rinte, stai mai \u00eencet, m\u00e2nca\u0163ia\u015f, c\u0103 doar nu l-am furat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een timpul celui de-al doilea r\u0103zboi mondial. Vin nem\u0163ii \u015fi ordon\u0103 s\u0103 se adune to\u0163i s\u0103tenii pe platoul din fata prim\u0103riei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pentru colaborare cu ace\u015fti bandi\u0163i, to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii vor fi expedia\u0163i \u00een lag\u0103rele de concentrare, femeile vor fi trimise \u00een Germania, iar babele vor fi de \u00eendat\u0103 regulate de proprii lor b\u0103rba\u0163i sau de al\u0163i oameni din sat. Executarea, ordon\u0103 \u015feful SS!<br>Nepo\u0163elul face un pas \u00eenainte \u015fi zice:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule ofi\u0163er, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu face\u0163i asta cu bunica mea. Are peste 80 de ani, este bolnav\u0103 cu inima \u015fi nu ar suporta!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Tu s\u0103 taci din gur\u0103, neispr\u0103vitule! strig\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2na. R\u0103zboiul este dur, dar are legile lui, care trebuie respectate!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sotia lui Mulla Nasruddin isi certa barbatul: Moare buliba\u015fa. \u00cenmorm\u00e2ntare cu fast, \u00eentr-o zi de miercuri (meciuri de fotbal senza\u0163ional, \u00een cupele europene). Preotul (mare microbist), \u0163ine slujba \u00een curtea din fa\u0163a vilei, dup\u0103 care se formeaz\u0103 cortegiul spre cimitir.&nbsp; \u00cen fa\u0163\u0103 popa, dup\u0103 el 6 vl\u0103jgani purtau sicriul pe umeri \u015fi pe urm\u0103 alaiul &#8230; <a title=\"Sotia lui Mulla Nasruddin isi certa barbatul:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4361\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotia lui Mulla Nasruddin isi certa barbatul:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4362,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4361"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4363,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4361\/revisions\/4363"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}