Directorul unei companii o cheam\u0103 pe secretar\u0103 \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic.Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului:\u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 Iubito, so\u0163ia mea pleac\u0103 \u00een deplasare pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, hai s\u0103 profit\u0103m din plin de acest lucru.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul, c\u0103reia \u00eei d\u0103dea ore suplimentare la matematic\u0103:\u2013 Voi fi foarte ocupat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, a\u015fa c\u0103, \u00een aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103 nu vom face lec\u0163ii.Copilul bucuros \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:\u2013 Bunele, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare nu fac lec\u0163ii deoarece profesoara e foarte ocupat\u0103, hai s\u0103 petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunicul, directorul unei companii, o sun\u0103 pe secretar\u0103:\u2013 S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta nepotul vrea s\u0103 o petrec cu el, a\u015fa c\u0103 am\u00e2n\u0103m c\u0103l\u0103toria.Secretara sun\u0103 so\u0163ul:\u2013 Nu plec nic\u0103ieri, se am\u00e2n\u0103 deplasarea.So\u0163ul sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 So\u0163ia st\u0103 acas\u0103, petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103 alt\u0103 dat\u0103.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul:\u2013 M-am eliberat, facem lec\u0163ii \u00een mod normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:\u2013 Bunele, planurile s-au schimbat, nu o s\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne vedem s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta.Bunelul sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 Draga mea, am rezolvat problema, plec\u0103m a\u015fa cum am hot\u0103r\u00e2t ini\u0163ial\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un filozof intra intr-un bar:
\u2013 Da-mi zece pahare de whisky, zice el catre barman. Barmanul:
\u2013 Esti sigur, chiar vrei zece?
\u2013 Absolut, zece vreau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Barmanul ii da 10 pahare de whisky, iar filozoful le bea instant.
Apoi mai cere 9, pe care le bea tot pe nerasuflate, apoi 8, 7, tot asa pana ajunge la ultimul pahar. Barmanul ii da ultimul pahar, iar filozoful, abia reusind sa lege 2 cuvinte, spune:
\u2013 A\u2026 aaa..auzi, prietene, i..ia zi, de ce c-cu cat bbbeau mai pppputin, cu atat ma imbat mai tare?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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