Un ardelean stabilit \u00een America vine \u00een concediu \u00een satul natal \u015fi-l roag\u0103 pe tac-su s\u0103-i cheme pe to\u0163i s\u0103tenii s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 la c\u0103minul cultural, s\u0103-i cinsteasc\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, toat\u0103 suflarea petrece p\u00e2n\u0103 spre ziu\u0103 \u015fi la plecare \u201camericanul\u201d d\u0103 fiec\u0103ruia c\u00e2te un plic cu 100 de dolari. Urm\u0103torul an din nou \u201camericanul\u201d face concediul la \u0163ar\u0103 , din nou petrecerea la c\u0103minul cultural cu to\u0163i s\u0103tenii \u015fi plicul cu 100 de dolari. S\u0103tenii mul\u0163umi\u0163i a\u015fteptau s\u0103 vin\u0103 urm\u0103torul an, c\u0103ci deja devenise o tradi\u0163ie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine \u015fi urm\u0103torul an, \u201camericanul\u201d prezent, se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc la c\u0103minul cultural, petrec pe cinste, dar, la plecare, \u00een plic, Vasile \u015fi Gheorghe g\u0103sesc doar c\u00e2te 50 de dolari \u015fi-l intreab\u0103 pe american de ce a sc\u0103zut \u201cdona\u0163ia\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta le r\u0103spunde c\u0103 are copii la facultate, a venit \u015fi criza global\u0103 \u015fi nu-\u015fi mai poate permite acum o cheltuial\u0103 mai mare.
Vasile \u00eei zice lui Gheorghe: \u2013 Hai b\u0103 Gheo s\u0103 plec\u0103m, c\u0103 nesim\u0163itul \u0103sta \u00ee\u015fi \u0163ine copiii la facultate pe banii no\u015ftri\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion si Vasile, la un pahar. La un moment dat, zice Ion:
\u2013 M\u0103 Vasile, \u015ftii ce-mi place mie cel mai mult la nevast\u0103-ta?
\u2013 Nu m\u0103, ce?\u2026 r\u0103spunse Vasile, holb\u00e2ndu-se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 \u015fi supus\u0103, m\u0103.
\u2013 Bine m\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 e, mersi, dar cum adica\u2026supus\u0103?
\u2013 Adic\u0103 supus\u0103 gre\u015felii am vrut s\u0103 zic, m\u0103 Vasile\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gheorghe merge cu gloaba la t\u00e2rg.
\u2013 Cum trage calul asta la caruta, bade?
\u2013 D\u2019apoi, nu prea trage.
\u2013 Da\u2019 la plug, trage?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu prea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 O fi bun de calareala.
\u2013 N-as crede.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai, atunci de ce l-ai adus sa-l vinzi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu l-am adus sa-l v\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2019 ce pacatele mele vrei sa faci cu el?
\u2013 Vreau sa-l fac de rusine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un ardelean stabilit \u00een America vine \u00een concediu \u00een satul natal \u015fi-l roag\u0103 pe tac-su s\u0103-i cheme pe to\u0163i s\u0103tenii s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 la c\u0103minul cultural, s\u0103-i cinsteasc\u0103\u2026 S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, toat\u0103 suflarea petrece p\u00e2n\u0103 spre ziu\u0103 \u015fi la plecare \u201camericanul\u201d d\u0103 fiec\u0103ruia c\u00e2te un plic cu 100 de dolari. Urm\u0103torul an din nou \u201camericanul\u201d face concediul la \u0163ar\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4343,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4344,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4342\/revisions\/4344"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}