\u2013 Tat\u0103, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor!
\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i cere-\u021bi scuze!
\u2013 Dar de ce?
\u2013 Cere-\u021bi scuze!
\u2013 Pentru ce? Ce-am f\u0103cut?
\u2013 Trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ceri scuze!
\u2013 Dar de ce???
\u2013 Cere-\u021bi scuze, am zis!
\u2013 Te rog, da-mi, m\u0103car un motiv!!!
\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i cere-\u021bi scuze.
\u2013 OK, tat\u0103\u2026 iart\u0103-m\u0103!
\u2013 Perfect, acum e\u0219ti preg\u0103tit! Antrenamentul t\u0103u a luat sf\u00e2r\u0219it. C\u00e2nd \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi ceri scuze degeaba, atunci te po\u021bi \u00eensura!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un turist \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentereab\u0103 pe un localnic dac\u0103 sunt crocodili \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta \u00eei r\u0103spunde ca nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turistul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenoate \u015fi observ\u0103 ni\u015fte pete \u00eentunecate \u00een ap\u0103, la c\u0103\u0163iva metri de el. Se \u00eentoarce spre localnic:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sigur nu sunt crocodili aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, c\u0103 le e fric\u0103 de rechini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ba, stii ca in blocul de vis-a-vis s-a mutat fata aia buna raU?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da..aia de ziceai tu ca o urmaresti non stop pe geam cu binocul<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 mda..m-a sunat azi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Sa mori tu? Si ce a zis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Daca am vazut eu unde si-a lasat sutienul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un c\u0103lug\u0103r \u015fi o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 se r\u0103t\u0103cesc \u00een timpul unui viscol. Dup\u0103 un timp ajung la o caban\u0103. Epuiza\u0163i, fac preg\u0103tirile pentru a dormi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Erau c\u00e2teva p\u0103turi \u015fi un sac de dormit pe jos, dar un singur pat. Fiind un cavaler, el spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sor\u0103, dormi\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een pat. Eu m\u0103 voi culca pe jos \u00een sacul de dormit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Imediat ce intr\u0103 \u00een sac, trage fermoarul \u00een sus \u015fi a\u0163ipe\u015fte, c\u00eend o aude spun\u00eend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, mi-e frig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El desface fermoarul sacului, se ridic\u0103, caut\u0103 c\u00eeteva p\u0103turi \u015fi o \u00eenvele\u015fte. Intr\u0103 din nou \u00een sac \u015fi c\u00eend inchide ochii ea spune din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, tot mi-e foarte frig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El deschide sacul, se ridic\u0103 din nou, caut\u0103 alte p\u0103turi, le pune pe ea \u015fi se re\u00eentoarce \u00een sac. Abia \u00eenchide ochii c\u00eend ea spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, aproape \u00eenghe\u0163\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De data asta, el r\u0103m\u00eene nemi\u015fcat \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sor\u0103, am o idee. Suntem la kilometri de orice fiin\u0163\u0103 omeneasc\u0103, departe de civiliza\u0163ie. De ce nu facem ca b\u0103rbatul \u015fi nevasta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Din partea mea, nici o problem\u0103, r\u0103spunde ea cu voce cochet\u0103. La care el, roste\u015fte url\u00eend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci, d\u0103-te jos din pat \u015fi caut\u0103-\u0163i tu singur\u0103 p\u0103turi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un turist \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentereab\u0103 pe un localnic dac\u0103 sunt crocodili \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta \u00eei r\u0103spunde ca nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turistul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenoate \u015fi observ\u0103 ni\u015fte pete \u00eentunecate \u00een ap\u0103, la c\u0103\u0163iva metri de el. Se \u00eentoarce spre localnic:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sigur nu sunt crocodili aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, c\u0103 le e fric\u0103 de rechini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ba, stii ca in blocul de vis-a-vis s-a mutat fata aia buna raU?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da..aia de ziceai tu ca o urmaresti non stop pe geam cu binocul<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 mda..m-a sunat azi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Sa mori tu? Si ce a zis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Daca am vazut eu unde si-a lasat sutienul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un c\u0103lug\u0103r \u015fi o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 se r\u0103t\u0103cesc \u00een timpul unui viscol. Dup\u0103 un timp ajung la o caban\u0103. Epuiza\u0163i, fac preg\u0103tirile pentru a dormi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Erau c\u00e2teva p\u0103turi \u015fi un sac de dormit pe jos, dar un singur pat. Fiind un cavaler, el spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sor\u0103, dormi\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een pat. Eu m\u0103 voi culca pe jos \u00een sacul de dormit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Imediat ce intr\u0103 \u00een sac, trage fermoarul \u00een sus \u015fi a\u0163ipe\u015fte, c\u00eend o aude spun\u00eend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, mi-e frig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El desface fermoarul sacului, se ridic\u0103, caut\u0103 c\u00eeteva p\u0103turi \u015fi o \u00eenvele\u015fte. Intr\u0103 din nou \u00een sac \u015fi c\u00eend inchide ochii ea spune din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, tot mi-e foarte frig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El deschide sacul, se ridic\u0103 din nou, caut\u0103 alte p\u0103turi, le pune pe ea \u015fi se re\u00eentoarce \u00een sac. Abia \u00eenchide ochii c\u00eend ea spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, aproape \u00eenghe\u0163\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De data asta, el r\u0103m\u00eene nemi\u015fcat \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sor\u0103, am o idee. Suntem la kilometri de orice fiin\u0163\u0103 omeneasc\u0103, departe de civiliza\u0163ie. De ce nu facem ca b\u0103rbatul \u015fi nevasta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Din partea mea, nici o problem\u0103, r\u0103spunde ea cu voce cochet\u0103. La care el, roste\u015fte url\u00eend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci, d\u0103-te jos din pat \u015fi caut\u0103-\u0163i tu singur\u0103 p\u0103turi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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