E trecut de miezul nop\u021bii. So\u021bul, dup\u0103 o sear\u0103 \u201eprelungit\u0103\u201d cu b\u0103ie\u021bii la bar, \u00ee\u0219i face curaj s\u0103 intre pe u\u0219a casei. \u00cen lini\u0219tea camerei, g\u0103se\u0219te un tablou \u0219ocant: so\u021bia lui, \u00een pat, al\u0103turi de un b\u0103rbat complet necunoscut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenghe\u021bat de furie \u0219i uimire, \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 m\u00e2inile c\u0103tre cer, izbucnind:
\u2013 La dracu\u2019, ce-i asta? Cine-i \u0103sta, nenorocito?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia, deranjat\u0103 mai mult de tonul lui dec\u00e2t de situa\u021bia flagrant\u0103, ridic\u0103 o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde pe un ton acuzator:
\u2013 La ora asta se vine acas\u0103?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu?! Eu vin acas\u0103 la ora asta?! zbiar\u0103 el, aproape explod\u00e2nd. Dar \u0103sta cine e?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia, calm\u0103 ca un general \u00een mijlocul b\u0103t\u0103liei, \u00eei face semn cu m\u00e2na s\u0103 se lini\u0219teasc\u0103:
\u2013 Stai, stai, stai. Nu te ambala a\u0219a. Nu schimba subiectul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103, sunetul strident al soneriei umple casa. Un copil de vreo \u0219ase ani, cu pijamale colorate \u0219i p\u0103rul ciufulit, deschide u\u0219a. Pe prag, un poli\u021bist serios, dar vizibil obosit, st\u0103 cu carnetul de noti\u021be \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua, b\u0103iete! Tata e acas\u0103? \u2013 \u00eentreab\u0103 poli\u021bistul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 prietenos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul se uit\u0103 la el serios, ridic\u00e2nd o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103.
\u2013 Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul \u00ee\u0219i frec\u0103 b\u0103rbia, suspicios.
\u2013 Dar mama?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul se apropie pu\u021bin, se uit\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta ca un detectiv \u00een devenire, apoi r\u0103spunde calm:
\u2013 \u0218i ea s-a ascuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Duminic\u0103 diminea\u021ba, predicatorul, plin de entuziasm \u0219i energie, \u00eencepe predica \u00een fa\u021ba unei biserici pline. El ridic\u0103 bra\u021bele spre cer \u0219i, cu voce grav\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2\u021bi dintre voi vor s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een cer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enoria\u0219ii, cu m\u00e2inile sus, r\u0103spund \u00een cor:
\u2013 Eu! Eu! Eu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un val de entuziasm str\u0103bate sala, dar predicatorul observ\u0103 c\u0103 o doamn\u0103 mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, elegant \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103, st\u0103 pe loc, calm\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ridice m\u00e2na. Se uit\u0103 lung la ea, dar continu\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2\u021bi dintre voi vor s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een cer? Ridica\u021bi m\u00e2inile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din nou, toat\u0103 sala r\u0103spunde cu entuziasm, \u00eens\u0103 doamna r\u0103m\u00e2ne nemi\u0219cat\u0103, z\u00e2mbind u\u0219or. Predicatorul, intrigat, \u00ee\u0219i ajusteaz\u0103 ochelarii, se apropie de ea \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 direct:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sora, dumneavoastr\u0103 nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 merge\u021bi \u00een cer<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe o banc\u0103, \u00eentr-un parc lini\u0219tit, doi b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i \u00eempart nemul\u021bumirile vie\u021bii, fiecare cu o cafea la pachet \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Discu\u021bia ajunge, inevitabil, la rela\u021bii:
\u2013 De ce ai divor\u021bat, m\u0103i Gheorghe? \u00eentreab\u0103 primul, cu spr\u00e2nceana ridicat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gheorghe ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, sorbind din cafea \u0219i ridic\u0103 din umeri:
\u2013 Din cauza sfor\u0103itului\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cel\u0103lalt \u00eel prive\u0219te surprins:
\u2013 A\u0219a tare sfor\u0103i? Adic\u0103\u2026 e chiar a\u0219a insuportabil?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gheorghe \u00ee\u0219i f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ie linguri\u021ba \u00een cafea, arunc\u00e2nd o privire furi\u0219\u0103 \u00een jur, ca \u0219i cum ar vrea s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 nu \u00eei aude nimeni. Apoi r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 Daaa, frate. Dar nu-i vorba c\u0103 m\u0103 auzea ea noaptea \u00een patul nostru\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
E trecut de miezul nop\u021bii. So\u021bul, dup\u0103 o sear\u0103 \u201eprelungit\u0103\u201d cu b\u0103ie\u021bii la bar, \u00ee\u0219i face curaj s\u0103 intre pe u\u0219a casei. \u00cen lini\u0219tea camerei, g\u0103se\u0219te un tablou \u0219ocant: so\u021bia lui, \u00een pat, al\u0103turi de un b\u0103rbat complet necunoscut. \u00cenghe\u021bat de furie \u0219i uimire, \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 m\u00e2inile c\u0103tre cer, izbucnind:\u2013 La dracu\u2019, ce-i asta? Cine-i … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4337,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4338,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4336\/revisions\/4338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}