Ieri m-am jucat cu so\u021bia de-a doctori\u021ba \u0219i pacientul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i cum a fost?
\u2013 Nimic deosebit\u2026 m-a tinut \u00een fata usii o or\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een\u0103untru, mi-a f\u0103cut programare peste o lun\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i tu ce ai facut?
\u2013 M-am dus peste drum la particular \u0219i am pl\u0103tit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un tip cu o tip\u0103 , dup\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lnite de succes, merg \u00eempreun\u0103 pe aleea casei lui\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n La un moment dat, tipul o \u00eentreab\u0103\u2026: P\u0103i , hai sa-ti zic ce-am constatat\u2026: imi dau seama de fiecare b\u0103rbat cum este \u00een pat, dup\u0103 cum bag\u0103 cheia in broasc\u0103\u2026 adic\u0103 dac\u0103 o bagi repede, smucit, inseamna ca esti animalic si nu-mi place chestia asta\u2026; \u00een schimb, dac\u0103 bajbai \u0219i nu nimere\u0219ti yala, \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu esti experimentat si iar nu \u00eemi place\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un student la \u0219tiinte economice sta l\u00e2ng\u0103 un catarg \u00een curtea Universit\u0103tii.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 un timp, vine un coleg student <\/strong>la inginerie \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ce faci colega?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Am primit ca tem\u0103 de la rector s\u0103 m\u0103sor \u00een\u0103ltimea catargului <\/strong>si tocmai m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam cu ce formul\u0103 <\/strong>as putea face asta mai bine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 O secund\u0103, spune studentul la inginerie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Scoate catargul din suport, \u00eel \u00eentinde pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt <\/strong>si cu o rulet\u0103 \u00eel m\u0103soar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Exact 7 metri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 care, pune catargul la loc \u00een suport si pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n La care, viitorul economist:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Inginerii \u0103stia!\u2026 Noi vorbim de \u00een\u0103ltime \u0219i el m\u0103soar\u0103 <\/strong>lungimea\u2026\ud83d\ude1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n Doua tipe calatoresc cu trenul.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n In compartiment cu ele calatoreste <\/strong>un barbat mai in varsta, cu barba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sopteste una la alta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Uita-te! Asta-i Mircea cel Batran<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu are cum. Mircea e mort de vreo 6-700 ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In acest moment intra alt barbat in compartiment<\/strong>, si-l saluta pe barbos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ciao, Mircea, ce faci? Nu te-am mai vazut de sute de ani\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Prima tipa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Na, cine a avut dreptate?\ud83d\ude27<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ieri m-am jucat cu so\u021bia de-a doctori\u021ba \u0219i pacientul! \u2013 \u0218i cum a fost?\u2013 Nimic deosebit\u2026 m-a tinut \u00een fata usii o or\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een\u0103untru, mi-a f\u0103cut programare peste o lun\u0103! \u2013 \u0218i tu ce ai facut?\u2013 M-am dus peste drum la particular \u0219i am pl\u0103tit! Citi\u021bi \u0219i: Un tip cu o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4334,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4335,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333\/revisions\/4335"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2014 Vrei sa mergi pe la mine, sa bem o cafea\u2026?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Domni\u0219oar\u0103\u2026 nu stiu cum fac ceilal\u021bi , dar eu \u00eenainte de a \u00eencerca cheia, ling broasca a\u0219a de bine c\u0103 uneori se deschide singur\u0103 <\/p>\n\n\n\n