{"id":4329,"date":"2024-11-26T13:06:24","date_gmt":"2024-11-26T13:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4329"},"modified":"2024-11-26T13:06:27","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T13:06:27","slug":"doi-scotieni-se-plimba-prin-padure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4329","title":{"rendered":"Doi scotieni se plimba prin padure\u00a0\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"995\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0578-995x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0578-995x1024.jpeg 995w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0578-292x300.jpeg 292w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0578-768x790.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0578.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist s-a dus intr-o zi la sectie cu un pinguin gasit pe strada. Aici seful sau l-a intrebat:<br>\u2013 Ce faci cu pinguinul aici? Du-l imediat la Gradina Zoologica!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dupa un timp, seful politistului a plecat de la sectie, iar pe drum s-a intalnit cu politistul care era cu pinguinul de mana.<br>\u2013 Ti-am spus sa-l duci la Gradina Zoologica!<br>\u2013 L-am dus, iar acum mergem la teatru<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In Rai, Dumnezeu sta de vorba cu cativa romani:<br>\u2013 Cum o duc moldovenii tai, Stefane?<br>\u2013 Rau, Doamne\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Jumatate sunt in Spania, jumatate in Rusia.<br>\u2013 Dar ardelenii tai, Iancule?<br>\u2013 Binisor Doamne\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 I-auzi! Pai de ce?<br>\u2013 Jumatate sunt in Italia, jumatate sunt in Germania<br>\u2013 Dar oltenii tai, Tudore?<br>\u2013 Foarte bine, Doamne!<br>\u2013 Bravo! Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Pai jumatate sunt in Camera Deputatilor, jumatate in Senat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un politist s-a dus intr-o zi la sectie cu un pinguin gasit pe strada. Aici seful sau l-a intrebat:\u2013 Ce faci cu pinguinul aici? Du-l imediat la Gradina Zoologica! Dupa un timp, seful politistului a plecat de la sectie, iar pe drum s-a intalnit cu politistul care era cu pinguinul de mana.\u2013 Ti-am spus sa-l &#8230; <a title=\"Doi scotieni se plimba prin padure\u00a0\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4329\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi scotieni se plimba prin padure\u00a0\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4331,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4332,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4329\/revisions\/4332"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}