{"id":4326,"date":"2024-11-26T09:52:13","date_gmt":"2024-11-26T09:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4326"},"modified":"2024-11-26T09:52:16","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T09:52:16","slug":"un-barbat-isi-suna-sotia-acasa-si-ii-spuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4326","title":{"rendered":"Un b\u0103rbat \u00eesi sun\u0103 so\u021bia acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spuse\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat \u00eesi sun\u0103 so\u021bia acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spuse:<br>\u2013 Drag\u0103, am fost invitat s\u0103 merg la pescuit cu \u0219eful meu si c\u00e2\u021biva prieteni de-ai lui\u2026 Vom fi pleca\u021bi o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103! Este o oportunitate pentru mine s\u0103 ob\u021bin acea promovare pe care am a\u0219teptat-o, a\u0219a c\u0103, ai putea s\u0103-mi \u00eempachetezi suficiente haine pentru o saptam\u00e2na, undi\u021ba \u0219i trusa mea de pescuit? Vom pleca de la birou \u0219i voi trece \u00een fuga p\u00e2na acas\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau lucrurile! Oh, te rog, pune \u00een bagaj \u0219i noua mea pijama de matase albastr\u0103!<br>So\u021biei i s-a p\u0103rut cam ciudat ce a auzit dar, ca o so\u021bie bun\u0103 ce e, a facut exact ce a rugat-o so\u021bul ei\u2026<br>Weekend-ul urm\u0103tor, so\u021bul s-a \u00eentors pu\u021bin obosit, dar, de altfel, arat\u00e2nd bine\u2026 So\u021bia l-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat acas\u0103 \u0219i l-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 a prins mul\u021bi pe\u0219ti\u2026 El a r\u0103spuns:<br>\u2013 Da! O mul\u021bime de somoni \u0219i c\u00e2\u021biva pe\u0219ti spad\u0103! Dar, de ce nu mi-ai \u00eempachetat noua mea pijama de m\u0103tase bleu, a\u0219a cum te-am rugat?<br>So\u021bia replic\u0103:<br>\u2013 Dar am f\u0103cut-o! Am pus-o \u00een trusa ta de pescuit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De-a lungul vietii, barbatii isi doresc sa aiba succes in toate.<br>La 2 ani, succesul este sa nu faca pe el.<br>La 3 ani succesul este sa aiba dinti.<br>La 12 ani, succesul este sa aiba o gasca de prieteni.<br>La 18 ani, succesul este sa aiba permis de conducere.<br>La 20 ani, succesul este sa fie bun la pat.<br>La 35 ani, succesul este sa castige bine.<br>La 50 ani, succesul este sa castige bine .<br>La 60 ani, succesul este sa fie bun la pat.<br>La 70 ani, succesul este sa aiba permis de conducere.<br>La 80 ani succesul este sa aiba dinti.<br>La 85 ani, succesul este sa nu faca pe el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, de 70 \u015fi 80 ani, termin\u0103 de alergat \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe o banc\u0103. Cel de 70 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat la cel\u0103lalt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cum faci s\u0103 ai energia asta la 80 de ani?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, io m\u0103n\u00e2nc p\u00e2ine de secar\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, cre\u015fte energia \u015fi vigoarea cu doamnele.<br>Auzind cele spuse de amicul s\u0103u, pleac\u0103 direct la brut\u0103rie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doamn\u0103, p\u00e2ine de secar\u0103 ave\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Raftul acela. C\u00e2te dori\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A\u015f vrea 5 buc\u0103\u0163i.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cinci? Vai, pai c\u00e2nd o sa ajunge\u0163i la a 5-a o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103 deja.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Deci nu pot s\u0103 cred, toat\u0103 lumea \u015ftie de asta numai eu nu!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103rbat \u00eesi sun\u0103 so\u021bia acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spuse:\u2013 Drag\u0103, am fost invitat s\u0103 merg la pescuit cu \u0219eful meu si c\u00e2\u021biva prieteni de-ai lui\u2026 Vom fi pleca\u021bi o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103! Este o oportunitate pentru mine s\u0103 ob\u021bin acea promovare pe care am a\u0219teptat-o, a\u0219a c\u0103, ai putea s\u0103-mi \u00eempachetezi suficiente haine pentru o saptam\u00e2na, undi\u021ba &#8230; <a title=\"Un b\u0103rbat \u00eesi sun\u0103 so\u021bia acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spuse\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4326\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un b\u0103rbat \u00eesi sun\u0103 so\u021bia acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spuse\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4327,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4328,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions\/4328"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}