{"id":4319,"date":"2024-11-25T21:36:08","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T21:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4319"},"modified":"2024-11-25T21:36:13","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T21:36:13","slug":"mami-am-fost-la-ginecolog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4319","title":{"rendered":"Mami am fost la ginecolog&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"852\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0547-1024x852.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0547-1024x852.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0547-300x249.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0547-768x639.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0547.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda se duce la doctor:<br>\u2013 Doctore, am o problema! Vecinul meu are un caine care latra toata noaptea si nu ma lasa sa dorm!<br>\u2013 Nici o problema! Am sa va prescriu un somnifer puternic, astfel incat somnul o sa vina practic instantaneu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, blonda intra val-vartej in cabinetul doctorului:<br>\u2013 Doctore, cu somniferul ala nu merge!<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Dupa ce ca mi-a luat trei ore ca s-o prind, javra vecinului n-a vrut sa-l inghita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul vine acasa noaptea tarziu, beat.<br>Zgomot.<br>\u2013 Ce se intampla?? intreaba sotia.<br>\u2013 Mi-au picat pantofii\u2026<br>\u2013 Pai pantofii nu fac asa zgomot mare!<br>\u2013 Pai n-am apucat sa ies din ei\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda se duce la doctor:\u2013 Doctore, am o problema! Vecinul meu are un caine care latra toata noaptea si nu ma lasa sa dorm!\u2013 Nici o problema! Am sa va prescriu un somnifer puternic, astfel incat somnul o sa vina practic instantaneu! A doua zi, blonda intra val-vartej in cabinetul doctorului:\u2013 Doctore, cu somniferul &#8230; <a title=\"Mami am fost la ginecolog&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4319\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mami am fost la ginecolog&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4321,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4322,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4319\/revisions\/4322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}