\u2013 Cea mai scurt\u0103 rela\u021bie a ta \u0219i de ce?
\u2013 O or\u0103\u2026 Am dus-o \u00een parc, am vrut s\u0103 fie romantic, ne-am b\u0103gat sub o salcie pletoas\u0103, m-am aruncat aruncat \u00een iarb\u0103 deas\u0103, am tras-o l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine c\u00e2nd am sim\u021bit un miros apocaliptic\u2026M\u0103 a\u0219ezasem \u00eentr-un kkt de om s\u0103n\u0103tos c\u00e2t basca. Am condus-o acas\u0103, eu pe un trotuar, ea pe cel\u0103lalt\u2026Nu am mai auzit nimic de ea nici \u00een ziua de azi\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n de 75 de ani, merge la spital s\u0103 fac\u0103 o analiz\u0103 a \u201esamantei\u201d.
Doctorul \u00eei d\u0103 un borcan \u015fi-i spune:
\u2013 Ia borcanul asta si vino cu analiza m\u00e2ine!
A doua zi, batr\u00e2nul apare, cu borcanul la fel de curat si gol ca ziua trecuta. Doctorul \u00eentreaba ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, iar batr\u00e2nul explica:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stiti, doctore, uite ce-am patit:
\u201ePrima data am \u00eencercat cu dreapta, apoi cu st\u00e2nga si nimic. Apoi am chemat-o pe nevasta-mea. A \u00eencercat si ea si cu m\u00e2na dreapta, si cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2nga, apoi cu gura: prima data cu proteza, apoi fara proteza si tot nimic. Apoi am chemat-o pe vecina de alaturi: a \u00eencercat si ea si cu am\u00e2ndoua m\u00e2inile si cu gura si tot fara rezultat\u201d
Doctorul era socat:
\u2013 Ai chemat-o pe vecina\u2026.????
Iar batr\u00e2nul raspunde:
\u2013 Da si oric\u00e2t ne-am chinuit, n-am reusit sa deschidem borcanul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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