La \u0219coal\u0103, colegii \u00eei spun lui Cristi c\u0103 majoritatea adul\u021bilor ascund ceva \u0219i c\u0103, dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 bani, trebuie s\u0103 le spun\u0103 at\u00e2t: \u201eAm aflat secretul!\u201d. Ajuns acas\u0103, Cristi se duce la maic\u0103-sa:
\u2013 Mam\u0103, am aflat secretul!
\u2013 Of, Doamne, ia de aici 3 milioane, dar nu \u00eei spune lui taic\u0103-tu!
La un moment dat, Cristi vede c\u0103 tat\u0103l lui s-a \u00eentors de la serviciu \u0219i \u00eei zice:
\u2013 Tat\u0103, am aflat secretul!
\u2013 Of, doamne, ia 5 milioane, dar te rog nu \u00eei zice nimic lui maic\u0103-ta!
Cristi face un calcul: 3 plus 5 egal 8 milioane. Seara, vine unchiul lui \u00een vizit\u0103. Zice s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencerce norocul \u0219i cu el:
\u2013 Unchiule, am aflat secretul!
\u2013 Of, Doamne, de c\u00e2nd a\u0219teptam momentul \u0103sta. Vino s\u0103 te \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ez, fiule!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un individ intr\u0103 la ceasornicar cu un c\u0103\u0163elu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e.
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua. Am venit pentru c\u00e2ine.
\u2013 Pentru c\u00e2ine? Aici se repar\u0103 ceasuri. Ce pot eu s\u0103-i fac? Ce are?
\u2013 Se opre\u015fte din zece \u00een zece minute\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 te doare dintele acela trebuie s\u0103 mergem la un dentist. Sper c\u0103 nu \u021bi-e fric\u0103.
\u2013 Nu, t\u0103ticule.
\u2013 A\u0219a te vreau, curajos. S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 dentistul nu-\u021bi face nimic!
\u2013 Dac\u0103 e a\u0219a, ce rost mai are s\u0103-l deranj\u0103m?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tat\u0103l este chemat la \u0219coal\u0103:
\u2013 Fiul dumneavoastr\u0103 a desenat pe banc\u0103 o musc\u0103, foarte real\u0103, \u0219i mi-am zdrobit pumnul \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 o omor.
\u2013 Ha! S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe mine, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een baie \u0219i v\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00een cad\u0103 un crocodil pictat, de fric\u0103, am ie\u0219it printr-o u\u0219\u0103 pictat\u0103\u2026
\u2013 Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, poate fi cineva pedepsit pentru un lucru pe care nu l-a f\u0103cut?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Atunci, v\u0103 rog, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 pedepsi\u0163i, fiindc\u0103 nu mi-am scris tema pentru ast\u0103zi.
\u2013 T\u0103ticule, de ce te-ai c\u0103s\u0103torit cu mama?
\u2013 Vezi, nici m\u0103car copilul nu \u00een\u0163elege de ce.
\u2013 De ce c\u00e2r\u00e2ie cioara c\u00e2nd zboar\u0103?
\u2013 Schimb\u0103 viteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Educatoarea o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe M\u0103riuca la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103:
\u2013 De unde ai tu, M\u0103riuco, p\u0103rul a\u0219a frumos \u0219i bogat? De la m\u0103mica ta sau de la tat\u0103l t\u0103u?
\u2013 Cred c\u0103 de la tata, c\u0103 el nu mai are deloc.
\u2013 Bunicule, pe tine te-a f\u0103cut Dumnezeu?
\u2013 Da, draga mea, Dumnezeu m-a f\u0103cut, r\u0103spunde bunicul.
C\u00e2teva minute mai t\u00e2rziu, feti\u021ba \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 din nou bunicul:
\u2013 Bunicule, dar pe mine tot Dumnezeu m-a f\u0103cut?
\u2013 Da, draga mea, r\u0103spunde bunicul.
Timp de c\u00e2teva minute, feti\u021ba \u00eel studiaz\u0103 pe bunic, iar apoi se uit\u0103 la reflexia ei \u00een oglind\u0103.
Bunicul ei se \u00eentreba ce-i trecea feti\u021bei prin minte.
\u00centr-un sf\u00e2r\u0219it feti\u021ba zice:
\u2013 \u0218tii ceva, bunicule? Dumnezeu face o treab\u0103 mai bun\u0103 \u00een ultimul timp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, colegii \u00eei spun lui Cristi c\u0103 majoritatea adul\u021bilor ascund ceva \u0219i c\u0103, dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 bani, trebuie s\u0103 le spun\u0103 at\u00e2t: \u201eAm aflat secretul!\u201d. Ajuns acas\u0103, Cristi se duce la maic\u0103-sa:\u2013 Mam\u0103, am aflat secretul!\u2013 Of, Doamne, ia de aici 3 milioane, dar nu \u00eei spune lui taic\u0103-tu!La un moment dat, Cristi … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4303,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4304,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions\/4304"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}