{"id":4287,"date":"2024-11-21T21:18:59","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T21:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4287"},"modified":"2024-11-21T21:19:01","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T21:19:01","slug":"tati-tati-cum-apar-copiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4287","title":{"rendered":"Tati, tati, cum apar copiii?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  1. Tati, tati, cum apar copiii?
    \u0218i tat\u0103l \u00eencepe s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103:
    \u2013 \u00centr-o zi, a sosit o pas\u0103re cu o s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 \u0219i a plantat-o \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103.
    Dup\u0103 nou\u0103 luni, mama a cules-o \u0219i a\u0219a ai ap\u0103rut tu.
    Dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103, feti\u021ba scrie \u00een jurnalul s\u0103u: \u201eAzi am vorbit cu tata despre cum fac oamenii dragoste. E praf!!!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Ce strig\u0103 un profesor de informatic\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd se \u00eeneac\u0103?
    \u2013 F1, F1, F1!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. \u00cen sala de opera\u021bie \u2013 chirurgul c\u0103tre asistent:
    \u2013 Anestezie.
    \u2013 De-a noastr\u0103 sau de import?
    \u2013 De import.
    \u2013 De import s-a terminat.
    \u2013 Atunci de-a noastr\u0103.
    \u2013 Nani, nani\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Trei tipi la bar, dup\u0103 o sear\u0103 de be\u021bie:
    \u2013 M\u0103, eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt.
    La care altul:
    \u2013 Taci m\u0103, c\u0103 eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt!
    La care cel de-al treilea zice:
    \u2013 T\u0103ce\u021bi m\u0103, c\u0103 eu nu am trimis pe nimeni!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Era odat\u0103 un pescar cam ghinionist. Un trec\u0103tor cam curios \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
    \u2013 Are balta pe\u0219te?
    \u2013 Are\u2026 (oft\u00e2nd)\u2026 da-i acoperit de ap\u0103!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. \u2013 Cum o cheam\u0103 pe mama Irinei Loghin ?
    \u2013 Maria Logout.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. Un pitic intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o farmacie \u015fi cere o aspirin\u0103. Farmacista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
    \u2013 S\u0103 v-o \u00eempachetez?
    \u2013 Nu, mul\u021bumesc. O s-o rostogolesc\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. Culmea distan\u021bei: S\u0103 ajungi at\u00e2t de departe \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ui\u021bi de unde ai plecat\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. \u00a0 U\u0219a se deschide brusc \u0219i b\u0103iatul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103:
    \u2013 Buna ziua, tat\u0103!
    Tat\u0103l, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i ia ochii de la monitor:
    \u2013 Pe unde ai umblat?
    \u2013 Am fost \u00een armat\u0103!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  10. La un restaurant pesc\u0103resc:
    \u2013 Servi\u021bi \u0219i molu\u0219te?
    \u2013 Servim pe to\u021bi clien\u021bii.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  11. Un tip bate la poarta unei case. Un c\u00e2ine se ridic\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 picioare \u0219i-i spune:
    \u2013 St\u0103p\u00e2nul nu e acas\u0103!
    Tipul le\u0219in\u0103 de spaim\u0103. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i revine, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe c\u00e2ine:
    \u2013 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti c\u00e2ine, de ce nu latri?
    \u2013 N-am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 sperii!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4288,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4289,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287\/revisions\/4289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}