Iepurasul se duce la vizuina Lupului, da buzna \u00eenauntru, si-l ia pe Lupusor la intrebari:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBai uratule! Ia cheama-l pe tactu\u2019!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apare Lupul: \u201cCe vrei ma?\u201d. Iepurasul ii arde doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!) si fuge.
Lupul: \u201cMama, \u00eel nenorocesc pe asta, \u00eel rup\u201d etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi la fel, a treia \u2013 acelasi lucru, se enerveaza Lupul si-l asteapta dupa usa.
Intra iepurele: \u201cUnde esti bai lupule?\u201d. \u00cel prinde Lupul de g\u00e2t:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAha, nemernicu\u2019 dracu\u2019! Ia sa vezi ce omor \u00eeti dau eu acu\u2019!\u201d.
\u201cStai Lupule, am dreptul la o ultima dorinta\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBine ma. Ce dorinta ai?\u201d.
\u201cPai vreau sa fac o pirueta, mie mi-a placut mult coregrafia\u201d etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cei da Lupul drumul, face iepurasul o pirueta, \u00eei da doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!), dupa care fuge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lupul, g\u00e2nditor: \u201cBai, ce coregrafie t\u00e2mpita!!!\u201d
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr\u0103 iepura\u015ful \u00eentr-o cafenea \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ave\u0163i cafea rece?
\u2013 Nu, vino m\u00e2ine, \u00eei r\u0103spunde v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine iepura\u015ful a doua zi \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ave\u0163i cafea rece?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea \u00eel cheam\u0103 \u015fi \u00een urm\u0103toarea zi. Vine iepura\u015ful a treia zi iar v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea \u00eei zice \u00eenc\u0103 de la intrare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ast\u0103zi avem cafea rece! Am pus special o cea\u015fc\u0103 pus\u0103 deoparte s\u0103 se r\u0103ceasc\u0103.
\u2013 Pute\u0163i s\u0103 mi-o \u00eenc\u0103lzi\u0163i? \u00eentreab\u0103 iepura\u015ful<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Iepurasul se duce la vizuina Lupului, da buzna \u00eenauntru, si-l ia pe Lupusor la intrebari: \u201cBai uratule! Ia cheama-l pe tactu\u2019!\u201d. Apare Lupul: \u201cCe vrei ma?\u201d. Iepurasul ii arde doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!) si fuge.Lupul: \u201cMama, \u00eel nenorocesc pe asta, \u00eel rup\u201d etc. A doua zi la fel, a treia \u2013 acelasi lucru, se enerveaza … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4285,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4286,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284\/revisions\/4286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}