Un b\u0103rbat lua micul dejun la ora 8 diminea\u0163a, un sandvi\u015f \u015fi o cafea, c\u00e2nd vede trec\u00e2nd pe strada o procesiune de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare foarte neobi\u015fnuit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un sicriu negru mare era urmat la c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi de un alt sicriu negru mare. \u00cen spatele celui de-al doilea sicriu mergea
un b\u0103rbat solitar cu un imens c\u00e2ine pitbull \u0163inut \u00een les\u0103. \u00cen spatele lor, mergeau \u00een\u015firui\u0163i aproximativ 200 b\u0103rba\u0163i tri\u015fti. Privitorul nu a putut s\u0103-\u015fi st\u0103p\u00e2neasc\u0103 curiozitatea, s-a apropiat de b\u0103rbatul care ducea c\u00e2inele \u015fi l-a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, \u015ftiu c\u0103 este un moment foarte nepotrivit s\u0103 v\u0103 deranjez, dar ce tragedie s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? A cui este \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103rbatul r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 Ei bine, \u00een primul sicriu se afl\u0103 so\u0163ia mea.
\u2013 Ce a p\u0103\u0163it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2inele meu a atacat-o \u015fi a omor\u00eet-o.
\u2013 \u015ei cine se afla \u00een al doilea sicriu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Soacra mea. Ea \u00eencerca s\u0103 o ajute pe so\u0163ia mea, dar c\u00e2inele s-a repezit \u015fi la ea \u015fi a omor\u00e2t-o.
A trecut un moment solemn de lini\u015fte \u00eentre cei doi b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 cer \u00eemprumut c\u00e2inele?
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da\u2026 A\u015feza\u0163i-v\u0103 \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103 la coad\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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