Bul\u0103 se duce la benzin\u0103rie s\u0103-\u015fi alimenteze ma\u015fina. Acolo, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe v\u00e2nz\u0103tor ce benzin\u0103 are la pomp\u0103. Acesta r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De 95 \u015fi de 98.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum, doar at\u00e2t? Nu ave\u021bi nimic de anul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se uit\u0103 lon peste gard si il vede pe Vasile juc\u00e2nd tenis cu Nadal. B\u0103tea Vasile la Nadal de nu-i venea s\u0103 cread\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103 Vasile domnu \u0103lala nu-i Nadal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ba da m\u0103i loane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si tu stii tenis, m\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stiu m\u0103 loane, mai bine n-as sti. Nu ia c\u0103 iar\u0103 l-am batut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi cum sa face m\u0103, c\u0103 nu te-am vazut niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Du-te \u00een fundu’ gradinii, acolo-i un broscoi, \u0103la-ti indeplineste orice dorinta, numa vezi de vorbeste mai tare cu el c\u0103-i cam surd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se duce la broasc\u0103 si \u00eei spune c\u0103 vrea mult aur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103 constat\u0103 c\u0103 in b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103 avea un taur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se plange la Vasile:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Surd\u0103 tare broscuta ta, am vrut mult aur si mi-a dat un taur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si tu crezi c\u0103 eu am vrut sa fiu tare-n tenis?\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 se duce la benzin\u0103rie s\u0103-\u015fi alimenteze ma\u015fina. Acolo, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe v\u00e2nz\u0103tor ce benzin\u0103 are la pomp\u0103. Acesta r\u0103spunde: \u2013 De 95 \u015fi de 98. \u2013 Cum, doar at\u00e2t? Nu ave\u021bi nimic de anul \u0103sta? Se uit\u0103 lon peste gard si il vede pe Vasile juc\u00e2nd tenis cu Nadal. B\u0103tea Vasile la Nadal de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4280,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271\/revisions\/4280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}