Doi tineri st\u0103teau \u00een pat \u0219i se uitau unul la cel\u0103lalt:
\u2013 Iubitule, m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la tine \u00een telefon?
\u2013 Desigur! Dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i vreau s\u0103-mi dai o \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fare.
\u2013 De ce?
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103-mi vei lipsi mult!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O blond\u0103 la ghicitoare:
\u2013 M\u0103 iubesc doi. Spune-mi care dintre ei va fi norocosul!
Ghicitoarea consulta c\u0103r\u021bile, apoi se uit\u0103 atent la ea \u0219i spune:
\u2013 Cel care va avea noroc este Vasile! Te vei c\u0103s\u0103tori cu Ion<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un rabin si un preot ortodox aveau garaje alaturate.
Preotul, din smerenie, intr-o zi spala masina rabinului.
A doua zi il vede pe rabin cum ii taie cu un bomfaier teava de esapament a masinii sale.
Suparat intreaba:
\u2013 Ce faci rabine acolo? la care rabinul raspunde:
\u2013 Tu mi-ai botezat masina, eu ti-o tai imprejur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fata unui dozator de cafea un politist observa cum un tip introduce o fisa, apasa un buton.
Tipul isi ia cafeaua si pleaca.\u00a0
Curios, politistul introduce si el o fisa, apasa un buton si-i cade cafeaua.
Foarte fericit acesta isi schimba toti banii in fise si incepe sa le introcuca in dozator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tot baga fisa, apasa pe buton, lua cafeaua,o punea deoparte si iar baga o fisa si tot asa.
La un moment dat, un tip de la coada ce se facuse intre timp ii spune:
Hai domle odata ca m-am saturat de cand stau aici!
La care politistul ii raspunde:
Ce vrei ba, te oftici ca am noroc si castig??<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Doi tineri st\u0103teau \u00een pat \u0219i se uitau unul la cel\u0103lalt:\u2013 Iubitule, m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la tine \u00een telefon?\u2013 Desigur! Dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i vreau s\u0103-mi dai o \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fare.\u2013 De ce?\u2013 Pentru c\u0103-mi vei lipsi mult! O blond\u0103 la ghicitoare:\u2013 M\u0103 iubesc doi. Spune-mi care dintre ei va fi norocosul!Ghicitoarea consulta c\u0103r\u021bile, apoi se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4269,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4270,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268\/revisions\/4270"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}