O blond\u0103 care s-a s\u0103turat s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea de ea, se vopse\u0219te brunet\u0103, \u00eesi schimb\u0103 numele \u0219i pleac\u0103 din oras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe drum vede un cioban cu o turma de oi. Ce se g\u00eende\u0219te ea: toat\u0103 via\u021ba lumea a facut mi\u0219to de mine, ia s\u0103 fac \u0219i eu mi\u0219to de al\u021bii, c\u0103 acum nu mai s\u00e2nt blond\u0103 \u0219i nu m\u0103 \u0219tie nimeni. Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. Coboar\u0103 din ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i se duce la cioban.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bade, dac\u0103-\u021bi spun a\u0219a dintr-o privire c\u00e2te oi ai \u00een turm\u0103, \u00eemi dai o oaie?
\u2013 Da, fata tati. Blonda se uit\u0103 de jur \u00eemprejur \u0219i spune:
\u2013 201<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da fata tati, \u00eentelegerea-i \u00eentelegere, alege\u021bi o oaie \u0219i a ta s\u0103 fie.
Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. Blonda vesel\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece \u00eei bate ciobanul \u00een geam:
\u2013 Fata tati, dac\u0103-\u021bi spun ce culoare natural\u0103 are p\u0103rul t\u0103u \u00eemi dai c\u00e2inele \u00eenapoi?
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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