{"id":4261,"date":"2024-11-21T08:02:37","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T08:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4261"},"modified":"2024-11-21T08:02:41","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T08:02:41","slug":"sotul-meu-a-aflat-ca-il-insel-zice-leana-vai-de-mine-si-acuma-ce-o-sa-faci-ce-o-sa-fac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4261","title":{"rendered":"Sotul meu a aflat ca il insel zice Leana! Vai de mine ! Si acuma ce o sa faci? Ce o sa fac??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"812\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0319-1024x812.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0319-1024x812.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0319-300x238.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0319-768x609.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0319.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un poli\u021bist, \u00een autobuz. \u00cenghesuial\u0103 mare, c\u0103ldur\u0103. Cineva str\u0103nut\u0103. Poli\u021bistul:<br>\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?<br>Lini\u0219te.<br>\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat, insist\u0103 poli\u021bistul grav.<br>Lumea nu mai respir\u0103. Poli\u021bistul scoate pistolul \u0219i trage dou\u0103 focuri pe geam:<br>\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>To\u021bi tremurau. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, o b\u0103bu\u021b\u0103 de pe un scaun, cu voce g\u00e2tuit\u0103:<br>\u2013 Eu am str\u0103nutat.<br>\u2013 S\u0103n\u0103tate, mamaie!<br>Apoi, cu privirea spre ceilal\u021bi c\u0103l\u0103tori speria\u021bi:<br>\u2013 Ni s-a ordonat s\u0103 fim politico\u0219i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La sec\u0163ia de poli\u0163ia vine o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 reclame c\u0103 a fost agresata \u00een noaptea trecut\u0103.<br>\u2013 \u015ei cum s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, m\u0103icu\u0163\u0103?, o \u00eentreab\u0103 ofi\u0163erul de serviciu.<br>\u2013 Cum mergeam a\u015fa pe \u015fosea, \u00eencepe s\u0103 explice b\u0103bu\u0163a, l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine a oprit o ma\u015fin\u0103. Unul solid, a\u015fa ca mata, s-a dat jos din ma\u015fin\u0103, a t\u0103b\u0103r\u00e2t pe mine \u015fi m-a agresat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Era \u00eentuneric?<br>\u2013 Da, frumosule!<br>\u2013 \u015ei nu ai v\u0103zut ce marc\u0103 avea ma\u015fina?<br>\u2013 N-am v\u0103zut.<br>\u2013 Ce culoare era?<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, nu am apucat s\u0103 v\u0103d.<br>\u2013 Dar num\u0103rul?<br>\u2013 Num\u0103rul? A, maic\u0103, num\u0103rul\u2026 a fost grozav, n-am ce zice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un poli\u021bist, \u00een autobuz. \u00cenghesuial\u0103 mare, c\u0103ldur\u0103. Cineva str\u0103nut\u0103. Poli\u021bistul:\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?Lini\u0219te.\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat, insist\u0103 poli\u021bistul grav.Lumea nu mai respir\u0103. Poli\u021bistul scoate pistolul \u0219i trage dou\u0103 focuri pe geam:\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat? To\u021bi tremurau. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, o b\u0103bu\u021b\u0103 de pe un scaun, cu voce g\u00e2tuit\u0103:\u2013 Eu am str\u0103nutat.\u2013 S\u0103n\u0103tate, mamaie!Apoi, cu privirea spre &#8230; <a title=\"Sotul meu a aflat ca il insel zice Leana! Vai de mine ! Si acuma ce o sa faci? Ce o sa fac??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4261\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotul meu a aflat ca il insel zice Leana! Vai de mine ! Si acuma ce o sa faci? Ce o sa fac??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4263,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4264,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4261\/revisions\/4264"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}