{"id":426,"date":"2024-05-04T14:12:24","date_gmt":"2024-05-04T14:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=426"},"modified":"2024-05-04T14:12:24","modified_gmt":"2024-05-04T14:12:24","slug":"doi-purici-se-intalnesc-pe-plaja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> Unul tremur\u0103 de frig r\u0103u de tot.<br>\u2013 Ce-i cu tine m\u0103 \u2026de tremuri \u00een halul \u0103sta?<br>\u2013 Acum am sosit \u015fi am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist cu 200 km\/or\u0103 ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut c\u0103 voi \u00eenghe\u0163a pe drum<br>\u2013 Vezi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prost? Eu dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toresc, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd aleg avionul pentru c\u0103 este cel<br>mai rapid. Pentru asta, merg la aeroport, intru \u00een toaleta de femei, m\u0103 bag \u00een chilo\u0163ii unei dame \u015fi de aici \u00eencolo\u2026confort total.<br>M\u0103 \u00eentind comod pe bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi de obicei trag un pui de somn p\u00e2n\u0103 la destina\u0163ie. Fa \u015fi tu la fel data viitoare.<br>Trec dou\u0103 luni \u015fi cei doi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc din nou tot pe plaj\u0103 \u015fi unul din ei din nou tremur\u0103 de frig.<br>\u2013 Ce-i cu tine din nou? V\u0103d c\u0103 nu m-ai ascultat.<br>\u2013 Ba dimpotriv\u0103 am f\u0103cut exact cum m-ai sf\u0103tuit.<br>Am mers la aeroport, am intrat \u00een toaleta de femei, m-am b\u0103gat \u00een chilo\u0163ii unei blonde tr\u0103snet, m-am \u00eentins pe bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi imediat am adormit.<br>\u2013 \u015ei atunci ?<br>\u2013 Unde crezi c\u0103 eram c\u00e2nd m-am trezit? Tot pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unul tremur\u0103 de frig r\u0103u de tot.\u2013 Ce-i cu tine m\u0103 \u2026de tremuri \u00een halul \u0103sta?\u2013 Acum am sosit \u015fi am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist cu 200 km\/or\u0103 ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut c\u0103 voi \u00eenghe\u0163a pe drum\u2013 Vezi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prost? Eu dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toresc, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd aleg avionul pentru &#8230; <a title=\"Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=426\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}