{"id":4245,"date":"2024-11-17T20:09:08","date_gmt":"2024-11-17T20:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4245"},"modified":"2024-11-17T20:09:08","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T20:09:08","slug":"un-ginecolog-se-in-toarce-acasa-beat-turta-vreo-jumate-de-ora-se-chinuie-sa-gaseasca-gaura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4245","title":{"rendered":"Un ginecolog se in toarce acasa beat turta! Vreo jumate de ora se chinuie sa gaseasca gaura\u00a0\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1124.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1124.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1124-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge un reporter la un ardelean si vede doua turme de oi pe doua dealuri si il intreaba pe bade:<br>\u2013 Bade, da care oi dau lapte mai bun?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.<br>\u2013 Si alea negre?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Dapoi s-alea.<br>\u2013 Bine bade, da care oi au blana mai buna?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.<br>\u2013 Si alea negre?<br>\u2013 Dapoi s-alea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine bade, da care oi au carnea mai sanatoasa?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.<br>\u2013 S-alea negre?<br>\u2013 Dapoi s-alea.<br>La un moment dat reporterul nervos il intreaba pe bade:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Da bine bade, da care ii diferenta dintre oi?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albea is a mele.<br>\u2013 Si alea negre?<br>\u2013 S-alea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La spital, doctorul \u00eentreab\u0103 pacientul:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum te cheam\u0103?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Crecre\u0163u Andandrei.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00centodeauna sunte\u0163i b\u00e2lb\u00e2it?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sisigur c\u0103\u0103 nunuu, doadoar c\u00e2nc\u00e2nd vorvorbesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merge un reporter la un ardelean si vede doua turme de oi pe doua dealuri si il intreaba pe bade:\u2013 Bade, da care oi dau lapte mai bun?\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.\u2013 Si alea negre? \u2013 Dapoi s-alea.\u2013 Bine bade, da care oi au blana mai buna?\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.\u2013 Si alea negre?\u2013 Dapoi s-alea. Bine &#8230; <a title=\"Un ginecolog se in toarce acasa beat turta! Vreo jumate de ora se chinuie sa gaseasca gaura\u00a0\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4245\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un ginecolog se in toarce acasa beat turta! Vreo jumate de ora se chinuie sa gaseasca gaura\u00a0\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4247,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4245\/revisions\/4247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}