{"id":4239,"date":"2024-11-16T07:07:51","date_gmt":"2024-11-16T07:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4239"},"modified":"2024-11-16T07:07:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-16T07:07:51","slug":"mistretul-furios-isi-cumpara-o-bicicleta-si-se-plimba-cu-ea-prin-padure-iepurile-de-colo-o-sa-cazi-mistretul-n-o-sa-cad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4239","title":{"rendered":"Mistretul furios isi cumpara o bicicleta si se plimba cu ea prin padure.Iepurile de colo: O sa cazi ..Mistretul: N-o sa cad\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1096.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1096.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1096-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1096-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1096-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte, aseara sotul meu a murit fara lumanare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dumnezeu sa il odihneasca in pace! Si a avut vreo ultima dorinta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, zice femeia, plangand si mai tare, a zis \u201cMuiere, lasa pusca jos!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mam\u0103, ast\u0103zi directorul \u015fcolii m-a l\u0103udat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 foarte tare de cele auzite, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi ce \u0163i-a spus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i a zis c\u0103 suntem o clas\u0103 de m\u0103gari, dar eu sunt cel mai mare dintre to\u0163i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<br>Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca. In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.<br>A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de nastere a soacrei. De aceasta data nici un cadou. Soacra intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba da, mama, cum sa nu te iubesc? Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de cadoul meu de anul trecut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand\u2026 Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand: \u2013 Parinte, aseara sotul meu a murit fara lumanare! \u2013 Dumnezeu sa il odihneasca in pace! Si a avut vreo ultima dorinta? Da, zice femeia, plangand si mai tare, a zis \u201cMuiere, lasa pusca jos!\u201d Mam\u0103, ast\u0103zi &#8230; <a title=\"Mistretul furios isi cumpara o bicicleta si se plimba cu ea prin padure.Iepurile de colo: O sa cazi ..Mistretul: N-o sa cad\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4239\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mistretul furios isi cumpara o bicicleta si se plimba cu ea prin padure.Iepurile de colo: O sa cazi ..Mistretul: N-o sa cad\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4241,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4239\/revisions\/4241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}