{"id":4236,"date":"2024-11-16T06:06:09","date_gmt":"2024-11-16T06:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4236"},"modified":"2024-11-16T06:08:39","modified_gmt":"2024-11-16T06:08:39","slug":"in-praful-de-la-marginea-strazii-o-gaina-scormoneste-insistenta-dupa-rame-trece-pe-acolo-un-tir-gaina-zace-o-vreme-in-praful-de-pe-drumscururandu-se-zice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4236","title":{"rendered":"In praful de la marginea strazii o gaina scormoneste insistenta dupa rame. Trece pe acolo un tir \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"628\" height=\"691\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1094.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1094.jpeg 628w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_1094-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 628px) 100vw, 628px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de berze se intalneste seara la cina dupa o zi intreaga de munca si incep sa isi faca socotelile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Barzoiul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dragii mei azi am produs binisor! Am dus un baietel unui avocat. A iesit ceva spaga! Tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Barza:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eh, am fost la un amarat. Bucuros nevoie mare s-a imprumutat si a dat si el ceva acolo. Tu?<br>Puiul de barza:<br>\u2013 Eu am fost la un camin studentesc! Mama ce spaima am bagat in ei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean a\u0219teapt\u0103, \u00een parcul G\u0103rii de Nord, s\u0103-i plece trenul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un individ care f\u0103cea jogging se opre\u0219te \u00een fa\u021ba lui \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 flot\u0103ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ardeleanul se uit\u0103 sub el, deasupra lui, \u00ee\u0219i face cruce, se uit\u0103-n st\u00eenga, apoi \u00eendreapta, \u0219i \u00eentr-un final exclam\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 D-ap\u0103i f\u0103tuca a plecat d\u0103 mult\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O familie de berze se intalneste seara la cina dupa o zi intreaga de munca si incep sa isi faca socotelile. Barzoiul: \u2013 Dragii mei azi am produs binisor! Am dus un baietel unui avocat. A iesit ceva spaga! Tu? Barza: \u2013 Eh, am fost la un amarat. Bucuros nevoie mare s-a imprumutat si a &#8230; <a title=\"In praful de la marginea strazii o gaina scormoneste insistenta dupa rame. Trece pe acolo un tir \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4236\" aria-label=\"Read more about In praful de la marginea strazii o gaina scormoneste insistenta dupa rame. Trece pe acolo un tir \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4236"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4238,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4236\/revisions\/4238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}